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The Dossier

Sequel to The Whistleblower

By Stephanie HoogstadPublished about a month ago 1 min read
The Dossier
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“Not the sharpest tool in the shed, am I?” Billie Eilish handed Elon a folder. “And don’t think about destroying it. It’s just a copy.”

Inside the folder, Elon found an entire dossier on himself, his lookalikes, the Trump animatronic, and their plan to take over the world.

“Where did you get this?” he demanded.

“Does it matter? What does matter is that I will expose you if you don’t meet my demands.”

“Which are?”

“You stop these plans right now, and you give away what cash you have to humanitarian causes.” Billie grinned. “What’s it going to be, Elon?”

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Author’s Note: This drabble is a sequel to “The Whistleblower”, the link to which can be found below.

To read the entire drabble series from the beginning, check out the Elon the Alien Index.

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About the Creator

Stephanie Hoogstad

With a BA in English and MSc in Creative Writing, writing is my life. I have edited and ghost written for years with some published stories and poems of my own.

Learn more about me: thewritersscrapbin.com

Support my writing: Patreon

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  • Maria A. Perezabout a month ago

    Billie has him by the cojones, now.

  • Lana V Lynxabout a month ago

    I like Billie the Warrior. Hopefully, she wins.

  • Dharrsheena Raja Segarranabout a month ago

    Oooo, I hope this works heheheheh

  • JBazabout a month ago

    A little pressure on the bum Nice

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