The Degen Group Chat

"Yo! Linkedin Wrapped awarded me the Glaze king for glazing up the Supreme Leader."

"MF I've been knowing you glaze. I use to get notifications of your glazing all the time."

"I still get your glazing notifications lol"

"Guess what happened guys, a MF actually had to get out of the house for work today."

"Oh nooooooooo, your life must be hell. Meanwhile Kanye's wife is gonna show up to the firm today and I can already tell today is gonna be a shit show."

"And they're filming for the reality show too lol. I wonder if she'll show up naked like she usually does to places"

"A naked woman showing to the firm today? 'Fuck our lives', am I right Johnny?"

"Johnny is gonna be staring through the conference room glass cranking it."

"The glass wall is gonna have a bunch of holes after today"

"Bro knows me too well. That glass gonna be hella glazed. Might shatter the glass cranking at full velocity, breaking the sound barrier"

"She gonna be like 'Oh I love the frosted conference room glass'"

"...Uh yeah frosted...."

"dammit my gif didn't go through earlier bc of this android chat"

"and your point is?"

"oh nothing Erik.. I don't think an iOS group chat would unlock this chat's full potential or anything"

Good cause it won't. iOS is practically burnt toast in a ps5."

"Erik don't come with that energy to Bianca censori or you'll have no shot. You think she rolls with android users?"

"Yes, because she does not bend to conventional norms. Have you seen her Bio pop furniture?"

"Guys im suffering. MF had to get breakfast from Mcdonalds today."

"I'm suffering too. I had to walk three steps to my desk :("

"Dam she's hotter in person"

"Steal his girl"

"Daum. Kanye got good taste. She walked by and she got that bundunkadunk."

"Yea she does"

"She got the peaches"

"Dibs"

"She has the conchas"

"Dibs"

"The double southern globes"

"dibs?"

"The ostrich sized huevos"

"jesus Erik"

"Erik ready to put er in one of the chairs she sells"

"someone get this man"

"dam Erik, how do you know this?"

"Shes double stacked"

"She got the double chug jugs for anyone who plays fortnite"

"ayoooooooo"

"I imagine you guys just ogling her outside the conference room."

"Especially Erik. MF want that so bad."

"Better tell that to Johnny. Nick. I haven't seen that man get up this whole day."

"i'm not up but the Little General is"

"Why am I suddenly hearing a consistent banging on the wall? lol"

"My inner dog came out"

"inner hog. ayo"

"hog be hoggin"

"hogging yams for the winter"

"Yams are top tier. But those Horchata cannons could feed a whole village in Africa"

"Dam. Gonna need the security footage to check these claims"

"This firm about start a new practice area. Have you been hurt by huge mommy milkers? You may be eligible for compensation."

"is the compensation more mommy milkers?"

"Compensation is a good ol cranking sesh"

"The goonery in this chat has sucCUMbed to"

"Never seen chat this active and all it took was titties."

"No it was ass. Any mention of buttocks will light this chat on fire."

"But real talk. When do you guys want to come thru to my new place next month? I'm available for a Friday/Saturday night housewarming/ruining party at my house. Does anyone have any hard NOs for these Fridays and Saturdays?

"I have a hard yes and this time I mean it."

"Ayo"

"Stacy how hard is your 'Yes'?"

"Is it a throbbing yes?"

"Is it rock hard or hard like tungsten?"

"You dam rapscallions, don't lose sight o f the hard Nos"

"So far ima be a Tungsten Hard No on the 7th and 28th. Got date night and prep for a 10k"

"Wait we talking weekends in Feb? Then it's a soft yes. I'm on a surgery recovery duty."

"So a limp yes"

"Flaccid, one could say"

"Looks like the best dates are 20th or the 21st?"

"oof, can't guys. That's actually my cousin's nephew uncle's step father memorial for when he died from regicide."

"im barely .08 seconds into trying to organize yall, and I've lost yall already lmfaoooo"

"Welcome to the group chat."

"first time?"