The Computer Engineer and The Talking Frog

One day a computer engineer was walking down the street when ahead of him he heard a voice,

''If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess.''

He bent down and picked up the frog, and placed it in his pocket.

Then the frog said, ''If you kiss me, and turn me back into this beautiful princess again,

I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are, and that you are my hero.'' The man took a frog from his pocket, smiled at it, and then put it back in his pocket.

And if you kiss me back and make me a beautiful princess again, I shall be your faithful woman for a whole week! He took out the frog, smiled at it, and put it back in his pocket.

Then the frog said, ''If you will kiss me, and turn me again into a princess, I will stay with you for a year, and do whatever you tell me.'' The man took the frog out again, smiled at it, and then put it back in his pocket. Then careful the frog says, ''What's wrong?

You were repeating that I was a beautiful princess, that I did for a year and that you did everything that I spoke,

Why you are not kissing me?" ''I'm a computer engineer,'' the man said. I don't have time to keep up with a girlfriend, but a talking frog will make a friend.''