The Canada Debacle
Drabble challenge by Lana Lynx (unofficial).
"Donnie, everyone's indulging your childish rants. Do they suspect that we're from the same planet". Muskie.
Between sips of the $500,000 Screaming Eagle, Cabernet Sauvignon that Donnie bought in 2000.
"I think that Canadian PM Carney may have found that out, he pulled the ad and is ready to negotiate".
"Did you remember to include the word 'egregious', as we discussed"?
"Yes, I looked it up...But Elon, I just wanna go home".
"Those tariffs will hurt everyone...we wealthy folks can slip away unnoticed when the war starts". Elon.
Damn straight.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
"Is the Spaceship ready...just in case".
"Oh yah...always".
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About the Creator
Antoni De'Leon
Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn, whatever state I may be in, therein to be content. (Helen Keller).
Tiffany, Dhar, JBaz, Rommie, Grz, Paul, Mike, Sid, NA, Michelle L, Caitlin, Sarah P. List unfinished.
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Gravitational Pull and the Moon
"That's an amazingly astute observation. I couldn't have said it better myself." "Yeah, but like — just because I can reach that conclusion logically doesn’t mean I can feel it. You know? Like my emotions are on the other side of the planet from me. No, they're on the fucking moon, and I'm here, and my logic means nothing at all because I can't get myself to feel what I know, and there's no oxygen where my emotions live, and I'm suffocating."
By Mallory Rose3 days ago in Fiction
Comments (7)
Please load them all up and shoot them off our planet! Nice job, Antoni.
Hahahahahahhahahaha this was so creative and funnyyyyyy! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lovely thought. I desperately wish the whole lot of these characters would take a spaceship and head to space, never to be seen again! Great drabble, Antoni.
Omg, I wish they would just take that starship and fly home already. Great story, Antoni.
Hard to believe that they're from the same planet, but it would make sense if they were both aliens. Things would be a lot better if they would both just go home...nicely done.
😁 Cute & clever! Go AD! 💪🏾🫶🏾
Weird but somehow appropriate to the subject matter.