Texting Drunk
For Raymond G. Taylor's "Oh Jeff flash fiction challenge"
Oh Jeff, I love you too… but... WTF?
(Damn I hat spell check, then again I shouldn;t write this drunk).
Oh Jennifer, I like your toe two dogs ...bitch ... but...the're skinky
stinky and I already tireid to tellyou thakt I'm alergick butt you failed to listen to me. ANd chose them over me.
The rasdh is growing and it itches reel badd now eneryuwhere. SO this is ity I must bid you adoo.. adew ... addyou ....farewell.
Please renember me before I was a red blotchi faced gal.
OH should tyhe dogies perhish and dye...good forbid. Please feel free ot call me.
Forever tours,s
Jesciasa Jessica
I couldn't help myself, the need to write one more was driving me insane.
This is for :
About the Creator
JBaz
I have enjoyed writing for most of my life, never professionally.
I wish to now share my stories with others, lets see where it goes.
Born and raised on the Canadian Prairies, I currently reside on the West Coast. I call both places home.
The Hovering Cursor
Sometimes, restraint is the loudest truth. 💻⌛📝🤔🕊️🌊⚖️ At 10:45 p.m., Mavis reread the email for the umpteenth time. Every word bore truth. Events and witness statements. The credit unfairly claimed, the bribes stealthily offered, apologies that were never extended. Her cursor hovered; she changed her mind and saved the incriminating draft.
By Michelle Liew Tsui-Linabout 17 hours ago in Fiction
Comments (43)
What a fun and humorous read!!! Fun writing it, I bet!!! Congratulations on Top Story too!!!❤️❤️💕
Congratulations Jason 🎊 ❤️ Excellent work to the unofficial challenges
This is brill!
Congratulations! So cleverly done!
I need a drink after this... 🍸
Congratulations on your win. I owe you $5 but cannot send a tip. I could send an Amazon voucher (I think) or a Paypal, but would need an email address. Or please suggest another method. Failing that, I could add a sponsored prize of $5 to the next challenge. Best wishes and well done.
Well-wrought and very clever! It's never duck, autocorrect. Never....
LOL - this is great! So clever! These have all been so fun to read :)
Yay, Jason!!!! Congratulations on Top Story 🎉💖
Oh dear oh dear. And nicely done.
Hahaha! Brilliant! Congratulations on the Top Story, too.
Commenting drunk...
Haha, this one’s a riot! So messy but so funny. Love how it captures the chaos of drunk texting in the most relatable way. Classic! Congratulations on your incredible TS 🎉
This was so funny and true to reality, Jason!
hahahahahaha Congrats on TS!
Ha ha ha ha ha... bonk! That's the sound of me laughing my head off. Brilliant fantastically funny story. Congratulations on the TS
Back to say congratulations on your Top Story! 🎉💖🎊🎉💖🎊
This was awesome
Yay Jason!!!! Congrats on Top Story!!! (Exactly what you were hoping for!!)
I love it! Congratulations on top story. I did look for a hidden message in all those struck through words but to no avail. :-)
Congratulations on Top Story!!!
Yes, of course this made it to the top...congrats, JBaz
Top story worthy and a very worthy entrant. Congrats
Oh, dude! there you go, sir! Top Story for Mr JBaz! Well done!
Haha! Hilarious! And crazy clever!