Terms & Conditions for Falling in Love

Article:

Article I — Introduction to the Agreement

This contract ("the Relationship") is entered into voluntarily by two parties ("You" and "Me"). By proceeding to the next section, You acknowledge that butterflies, daydreaming, and the inability to form coherent sentences around Me are possible and legally non-refundable side effects.

Article II — Emotional Disclosure Clause

You agree to the following:

1. That you might fall for Me, and I might fall for You.
2. That neither of us will know exactly when or how it happened.
3. That vulnerability is not a weakness, even when it feels terrifying.

Article III — Communication Protocol

Both parties agree to:

• Respond to texts within a reasonable time frame (unless mid-battle with existential dread).
• Use honesty as the default language, even when it's uncomfortable.
• Recognize that silence doesn't always mean disinterest—it may mean overthinking.

Article IV — Past Relationship Baggage

It is acknowledged that both parties arrive with emotional carry-ons.

• You may have trust issues.
• I may flinch at affection.
• Together, we agree to be gentle with each other’s bruises, not pretend they don’t exist.

Article V — The Jealousy Clause

Mild jealousy is natural. However:

• Stalking exes on social media is frowned upon.
• Communicating insecurities is encouraged.
• Remember: trust isn't given; it's built, brick by brick.

Article VI — Love Language Flexibility

You may show love through acts of service.

I may use sarcastic memes.

Both are valid.

We agree to learn each other’s dialect.

Article VII — Conflict Resolution

Fights may occur. This does not equate to doom.

• Yelling is discouraged.
• Listening is required.
• Walking away without closure is a breach of emotional contract.

Article VIII — No-Termination Clause

This agreement has no fixed expiration date but may be updated as both parties evolve.

If one party wishes to terminate, they must give notice, not ghosting.

However, amendments for growing love, mutual dreams, and unexpected joy are always welcomed.

Final Note — The Unsigned Fine Print

There are no actual signatures on this agreement.

No witnesses.

No legal recognition.

Just two hearts, trying to figure out if they're better together than alone.

If you’ve made it to the end, I hope you realize this contract was always metaphorical... but the feelings might not be.