Humor
Pen ‘not actually mightier than sword’ & Woman hiker twangs branch into annoying husband
Pens "not all that mighty, actually" after taking major beating from swords A number of pens are today licking their wounds after being set upon by a baying mob of rampaging swords.
By jamie harding3 years ago in Fiction
The Football-Playing Carrot
In the vegetable garden, there was a carrot named Bart who had always dreamed of playing football. Despite the laughter and ridicule of the other vegetables, Bart was determined to make his dream a reality. He spent every day practising, honing his skills and building his strength.
By James Green3 years ago in Fiction
The Raccoon's Revenge
It was a typical evening in the quiet suburban neighbourhood of Oakville. The sun was setting behind the trees and the birds were chirping their final melodies of the day. But little did the residents know, their peaceful existence was about to be shattered by a group of mischievous raccoons.
By James Green3 years ago in Fiction
Little Kingdom
The outside world was unknown to her, but she could see a glimpse of it through the window in his room. Margot lay on her bed, as always, and gazed out to the world of trees that leaned and pitched crooked and forlorn, often without leaves. She couldn’t remember life before Frank’s care, and when he took her in she was otherwise unwanted, as he put it. Only little snippets of Margot’s origin came from him, and only when he was ready to share. Whether the truth was too painful for his own heart, or that he didn’t want to overwhelm her with details, she didn’t know. When Margot was young she’d beg for tales of her childhood, but even her pleading eyes were met with resistance.
By Kaitlin Oster3 years ago in Fiction
