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Drunk-ass Aliens: Cow Theft Gone Wrong
"Xono, you sure this is a good idea?" Veni asks his Gray counterpart. Inebriated slurring accompanies his speech; the mind-altering substances they consumed prior to their trip to Earth are still in full effect.
By Megan Baker (Left Vocal in 2023)3 years ago in Fiction
Masterpieces You Need to See
Introduction Prepare to have your mind blown as we delve into the realm of awe-inspiring creativity that transcends boundaries and defies expectations. In this captivating article, we explore the extraordinary power of artistic innovation that has the ability to surprise, astonish, and inspire. From mind-bending illusions to breathtaking installations, join us on a journey where imagination knows no limits, and artists push the boundaries of what is possible.
By Benito Validum3 years ago in Fiction
The Erotic Escape
Introduction: In a world filled with hustle and bustle, it's essential to take time for oneself and indulge in a passionate retreat to a tropical paradise. Imagine escaping to a destination where turquoise waters meet powdery white sands, and lush palm trees sway in the gentle breeze. This erotic escape promises a sensuous experience, where intimate moments blend seamlessly with the beauty of nature. Let us embark on a journey to explore this enchanting oasis of desire, where passion and relaxation intertwine.
By Melodic Narrator3 years ago in Fiction
Flames of Guardianship. Content Warning.
In the enchanted realm of Sylvaria, a Guardian stood watch over precious eggs, treasures of immense power. Adorned in scales that shimmered like jewels, they protected these magical orbs from thieves who dared trespass. The Guardian's anger burned, fueled by their reverence for the eggs and contempt for the dim-witted pilferers. Thieves came, were thwarted, and vanished, but the Guardian knew they would return. Fury simmered beneath their surface, ready to scorch intruders and teach them a lesson. With each theft, their resolve grew, until vengeance was an unquenchable flame. The Guardian prepared, honing their skills, awaiting the next encounter. Sylvaria's quietude hid the brewing storm. Creaking scales and clenched jaws betrayed their wrath. The thieves, blind to their imminent demise, were about to face a fury they couldn't comprehend. In the clash to come, justice would prevail, and the Guardian's fire would burn brighter than ever.
By Chris Paul3 years ago in Fiction
