Drunk-ass Aliens: Cow Theft Gone Wrong

"Xono, you sure this is a good idea?" Veni asks his Gray counterpart. Inebriated slurring accompanies his speech; the mind-altering substances they consumed prior to their trip to Earth are still in full effect.

"College students -hic- do things like this all the time! Just think of it as practice, Ven," replies the tall, thin Green known as Xono, equally affected by substances.

"Well, hurry up! My family will end me if they find out we took the craft!"

"Don't worry, Ven! We'll nab a cow, drop it off at Quari's for the day, and we'll put the craft back, no issues."

Xono begins operating the craft's controls, but his inexperience with them and his inebriation shows when he tries to use the ground-to-craft beam to wrangle a cow. The animal keeps fleeing and he can't quite get it.

"Let me try," says Veni, taking over. More familiar with the controls, he manages to get the cow.

"Hey, Ven?" asks Xono.

"Hm?"

"I don't think this is a cow..."

A roar follows the statement before Veni exclaims, "Bear!"

Chaos ensues until they return the creature. Veni looks around at the destruction inside the craft.

"My family is gonna end me..."