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Sequel to The New Leader

By Stephanie HoogstadPublished 2 months ago 1 min read
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“Wait,” the remain Elon lookalike said, “I have a proposal. You return home…later. First, though, you help us take over Earth so that we can send resources to our home planet.”

Elon arched a brow.

“Like what?”

“Food.” The lookalike grinned maliciously. “The lower class will have to go somewhere after our Optimus robots take their jobs.”

Elon smirked.

“The illegal immigrants go first?”

“Of course.”

Elon glanced at the Trump animatronic.

“None of this leaves this bunker. Understood?”

“Absolutely,” the Trump animatronic replied. “As long as we get rid of those bad hombres, I’m in.”

Elon nodded.

“Me too.”

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Author’s Note: This drabble is a sequel to “The New Leader”, the link to which can be found below.

To read the entire drabble series from the beginning, check out the Elon the Alien Index.

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About the Creator

Stephanie Hoogstad

With a BA in English and MSc in Creative Writing, writing is my life. I have edited and ghost written for years with some published stories and poems of my own.

Learn more about me: thewritersscrapbin.com

Support my writing: Patreon

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  • K.B. Silver 2 months ago

    They are literally creating the conditions needed for Fascism to take over, and so many people refuse to see that is what is happening. Dictators don't take over because things are going great. They take over because people are starving, and they have promised to get rid of all the problems between the everyday man and a meal. A promise they obviously have no intention of keeping.

  • Lana V Lynx2 months ago

    Oh wow, they ARE going to use humans for food after all, aren’t they?

  • Ugh, I hate them planning this!

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