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AKA. A Slightly Slutty Summer. Monday 7th October, Story #281/366

By L.C. SchäferPublished about a year ago 3 min read

I'm not a slut, ok?

Until recently, I'd only had one sexual partner. I was with Ellis for six years.

Summer is the best time to break up. If you're in your early twenties, anyway. I had one slutty summer, alright?

It wasn't even that many guys. I could count them on the fingers of one hand. If the thumb's a finger.

Then came Troy. I knew he wasn't the one but I did like him. I felt safe with him. We'd known each other ages. We got into some kinky stuff, group sex, that kind of thing. That pushed my count up a bit.

Some sex-positive folks are probably bristling reading this, but it's relevant. Because, see, I now have the unenviable task of contacting all my sexual partners.

It started last week. Yes, in bed, if you must know. We were having some problems. Not something I've ever said before. And to be clear, I don't mean it's happened and I didn't admit it. I mean, its never happened. I assumed those kinds of problems only affected losers and old people. People who had been married for hundreds of years. Not twenty-somethings who weren't even in a relationship, they were just hot for each other.

Listen, I'll just come out and say it. He couldn't get it in.

I was mortified.

"Is it too tight or something?" I asked him. I grinned, sheepish. He frowned.

"No... It's like there's something in the way... You didn't forget a tampon or something did you?" He was already wilting. (My mortification increased the more he shrunk.)

"Of course not," I was irritated now, my desire dissipating as well. (Oh god, we might as well be married, half dead. Isn't this what happens?)

I reached down to investigate, and he was right... there was something in there. I tried to get a grip on it, but I couldn't find its edges, whatever it was. It filled me perfectly.

I debated whether to go to hospital, get seen as an emergency. But it wasn't actually painful. There was no smell. I opted to make an appointment.

There I sat, with the doctor peering over his glasses at me.

"You appear, Miss Elms, to have a penis inside you."

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Word count: 366

(NB. This excludes the title, subtitle, and author's note.)

Submitted on Monday 7th October at 18:27

Disclaimer: Any similarity to any person alive or dead is purely coincidental. Ha ha.

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  • Alexander McEvoyabout a year ago

    Well that was terrifying! Fantastic story LC! I certainly wasn't expecting that conclusion, and I dare say it wasn't the culmination of activity that either party expected either XD Reminds me of those horror stories about teeth I heard when I was a youth... XD brilliantly penned my friend!

  • Gerard DiLeoabout a year ago

    Three's a crowd. The solution's easy. Just look for the guy who's looking for his penis. Right, Lorena?

  • Ewww, like what the actual hell? Did he mean an actual dick or was it just a dildo and he was exaggerating? 🤣🤣🤣 Like did she grow a dick inside of her? Did some guys dick accidentally got detached inside of her? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Caroline Cravenabout a year ago

    Ha! Ooh I thought it was going to be an STD… ha! Nope! This was hilarious! Gulp!

  • Cindy Calderabout a year ago

    Holy shit....that's about all I can think.....

  • John Coxabout a year ago

    I think I should write something now, but I cannot even think of a question other than "what the...?" Doesn't seem like the sort of thing someone would misplace. "Ah shit, it's got to be around her somewhere! Pretty sure I had it on me yesterday!" I mean losing a wallet or your keys, I get. But that?!! I'd be too embarrassed to go to Lost and Found, that's for sure!

  • Leslie Writesabout a year ago

    Surely he meant an artificial one? A severed penis!?! She just snapped it off the last guy and took it with her?!? I have so many questions!

  • Kendall Defoe about a year ago

    You have my undivided attention. 🍆

  • Cathy holmesabout a year ago

    "Excuse me, sir. Are you missing something?" Oh my. That was ridiculous, and hilarious.

  • Mark Gagnonabout a year ago

    Those damn prosthetics! People are always misplacing them.

  • Lana V Lynxabout a year ago

    That was... unexpected, to say the least. But your writing is exceptional, as always, LC.

  • Well... that's about all I've got to say about that 👀

  • Michelle Liew Tsui-Linabout a year ago

    Uh oh! No wonder he wilted. She's too effective!

  • Paul Stewartabout a year ago

    Yeeeeeeeeeeah this was hilarious! love also the subtitle and AN! Seeee you got comedy skills mcgills!

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