Pillion
Sunday 28th July, Story #210/366

Motorbikes are, like, the absolute worst for getting rid of dead bodies. If you find yourself with a corpse on your hands you need to get rid of, you better hope you have a car or something.
Heart pounding, I wiped my blood-streaked hands on my jeans, and pushed my hair back out of my face.
I grabbed the keys off the counter and headed to the garage, hoping to find a van, or at least something with a lot of space in the back. Tinted windows and tarp would be a bonus. Instead, a motorcycle stood, laughing at me with its sleek lines. I dragged the body over. Damn, he was heavy!
The leather jacket he wore hid most of the blood, but I could still smell the metallic tang. Nobody else will notice, I told myself. I just needed a helmet to hide the mess that was his face. One for me would be good, too. His eyes glared. Harsh. Accusing.
It took some doing, but I managed to get on the bloody thing, with the guy flopping about behind me. Not the first time I've said that, FTR.
I couldn't get it to stay on at first. A bit of rummaging unearthed some bungee cord and I tried again. I wrapped the arms around my waist, securing them with the cord. Gross... but at least his hands don't wander anymore.
I kicked the stand up and eased the bike forward, tires crunching over the gravel driveway. This is stupid! I gritted my teeth. Could've been worse. Could be a pushbike.
The bike roared my guilt into the night. Hey! it seemed to say, Something sus going on over here, come check it out! Nobody did.
I used back-alleys and obscure shortcuts until I reached the abandoned quarry, and brought the bike right to the edge. Moonlight glinted off the water below. The cadaver sagged against me, a constant reminder of what I'd done, and what I still had to do.
I shoved it over the edge, listening for the splash. Then I heaved the bike over as well. Maybe it'll look like an accident.
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Word count excluding note: 366
Submitted on Sunday 28th July at 22.54
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Comments (10)
Well at least the body is gone! That’s a good plan. Looks like a biking accident lol. I love the story!
I think that perhaps there is a lot more comedy that could come to this piece over a series. Does this guy belong to a motorcycle gang? What forms of shenanigans could come from that? Maybe he was important to some form of deal that the gang is working on with some other organization. Maybe this person gets caught and has to "play" this individual in an ironic twist of fate! If comedy was the direction you eventually wanted to head, I could see a Big Lebowski kind of story occurring where it is just one misunderstanding after another in a crazy turn of events.
This is brilliant, L.C.! Laughing through it, but also SO uncomfortable. Fantastic work!
Excellent piece of work
Omgggg hahahahahahahhaa. You gotta write a prequel and a sequel for this!!
Ooo another amazing horror piece today! Awesome!
Kinda getting a Weekend at Bernie's vibe as I'm imaging the body flopping around.
Reminded me of the line Robert Di Nero used when selling a Cadilac, "Look at that truck. You could fit 3 bodies in there. Great story.
The bike roared my guilt into the night. Great line and great advice for disposing of bodies!
Such a senseless waste. The bike, too.