My mom threw magic beans into the backyard and you won't BELIEVE what happened next!

What’s going on Jackalopers? Your boy Jack here with an update. I’m sure you remember my last video where I planted those beans I traded my mom’s weird cow statue for. If you haven’t seen that video, be sure to click the link below to get the full story, but boy howdy was she pissed. And to the haters making comments about me still living with my mom, have you seen this economy? You all forget ad revenue isn’t what it used to be, and random videos get demonetized for no reason. Link for my Patreon in the description, by the way. But back to it. I planted those beans… well not so much planted as my mom threw them out into the backyard… but still. Check. This. Shit. Out.

See that? This giant ass beanstalk popped up overnight, and goes up… I don’t even know how high. Like, you can’t see the top of it. Crazy right? Tell you what, Jackolopers. If we can get a hundred K likes on this video, I will livestream me climbing up this bad boy. So make sure you smash that like button. And don’t forget to subscribe and ring that bell. If you want to check out my other videos you can click here and here. Until next time, Jackalopers, Jack-Jack Jackstar, out.

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What’s going on, chat? We’ll wait a little bit for everyone to file in, but wanted to thank everyone for getting that video to a hundred thousand likes. And, no, to answer your question, it wasn’t CGI or AI or anything like that. I mean you can see the beanstalk behind me right now.

grdls4trtls: We live!!!

RerunPixie: Sup chat?

MindKraftDinner: Long time lurker. First time chatter.

chumbawumba42069 : Is this actually live?

Yes obviously this is live. I’m responding to you right now, chumbawumba42069 aren’t I? Besides, if I was that good at special effects, you think I’d still be single and living in my mom’s basement? I’d be full on Hollywood Jackstar by now. Any Mods in chat? Good. I probably won’t be able to keep my eyes on chat a lot while I’m climbing, so gonna need you to help keep order. Alright. I think it’s time to begin this climb, and see what’s at the top of this big ol’ thang. Wish me luck, Jackalopers! Let’s goooo.

SillyDrift: Good luck!

ScepticalHectical: Still think this is fake

puttputthelmet: Let's goooooooooooo!!!1

smcfartlane: message removed by moderator

It’s way sturdier than I thought it would be, chat. Not gonna climb up too fast, so I can conserve my strength. Got a long way to go.

puttputthelmet: I'm impressed he's not out of breath yet

SillyDrift: Can we gamba on if he makes it to the top?

RerunPixie: Yeah mods! GAMBA!!!

⚔PforPterry HAS STARTED A NEW PREDICTION

PhegisRilbin: time out for spamming

Didn’t think I was so athletic, did ya, chat? Not bad for a basement dweller, huh? I feel we are making good distance. I mean. Look at that view.

ChuckleChaser: that's a long way down @jackjackjackstar

RerunPixie: Be careful!! 😮😮😮

puttputthelmet:😮😮😮

Feels like the beanstalk is starting to bend forward a little, so we might be close to the top? Doesn't feel any weaker or thinner though, so who knows.

JoltVoyage: stay strong!!!

horseshoes4people: i'm late chat what did i miss?

SillyDrift: Jack's getting close to the top of the beanstalk

horseshoes4people: oh shit! neeto!

RESUBSCRIBER! ChuckleChaser has been a Jackoloper for six months!

Holy shit, chat. Would you look at that! It's like a big, wide road, going straight ahead. Feels steady. This is crazy, chat!

horseshoes4people: wtf?

RerunPixie: Believers win!

puttputthelmet: Pay me mods! lol

ChuckleChaser: Damn. Shouldn't have gone all in on no lmao

I'm gonna catch my breath a bit and catch up some on chat before seeing where this road leads. Thanks to all the new subscribers, resubs, and donations so far. If you're new here, appreciate a follow. Goes a long way to building the channel. Lost all your channel points? Hey! Pays to be a believer. Only twenty-three percent of you believed. Though I can't blame anyone for not thinking I'd make it. Ha! But yeah. Let's see what's down this road.

horseshoes4people: Don't go down that road, Jack. that road leads to the pet cemetery

RandoRando123: what game is this?

RerunPixie: IRL stream

ScepticalHectical: bullschlit

You see that, chat? Looks like a house, or something, up there in the distance. Definitely going to check it out. Heh. Did not have a house up in the sky on my bingo card today.

ScepticalHectical: This is so fake

MintyFreshCake: graphics are amazing then

puttputthelmet: if it is fake, then it's pretty damn impressive

iamnotarobotorami: I think it's real. Too boring to be a video game lulz

horseshoes4people: That house is huge!

ratslikechese: Is that a lady sitting on the front steps?

MintyFreshCake: She's huge!

RandoRando123: She thicc!

GiantLover247: dommy mommy of my dreams

⚔PforPterry: Be nice chat.

SillyDrift: Talk to her @jackjackjackstar

RandoRando123: she single?

Chat. Calm down. I see her. Don't think she's noticed me yet, tough. Okay. Okay! Ones in chat for I talk to her. Twos I don't... That's a lot of ones... Alright. Shit. Okay. Gimme a second, chat. Not like I run into giant sky ladies on the regular. Okay. Here we go.

grdls4trtls: He's doing it?

MindKraftDinner: Oh shit! she sees him

grdls4trtls: She really is tall!! Holy shit.

Um. Hi. I'm Jack. Been walking long way, and was wondering if you maybe, uh, had something to eat or drink? Little bit of breakfast or something?

ThatsNoTurtle: breakfast? lmao

Lurkbot2099: my man has no rizz

puttputthelmet: Hey. He's talking to giant Amazonian sky dommy mommies while we are chatting to each other in chat

grdls4trtls: fair point lol

You really shouldn't be here, Jack. And breakfast? My husband eats young men like you for breakfast.

I mean. Is he here right now?

grdls4trtls: "is he here right now" lmao

puttputthelmet: jack jack homewreckerstar this guy lol

No. He is out in the fields. But... Fine. A quick spot of breakfast, then you must leave.

Thank you.

GiantLover247: I can't believe that worked!

grdls4trtls: And just like that, he's in

puttputthelmet: jack jack rizzstar lmao

RerunPixie: Never thought I'd see a sky giant's house

ImpKitty: Didn't get the alert for the stream. What I miss?

youarentmyrealdad: Are they aliens?

ScepticalHectical: Chat. Come on. This is fake. Has to be.

Here is a bit of bread, cheese, and water. It is nothing fancy, but it should suffice.

It's perfect, thank you.

grdls4trtls: What's that sound?

GiantLover247: loud ass thumping

My husband has returned early! You must hide. Here. Into the pantry. Quickly. And remain silent.

Lurkbot2099: oh shit!

puttputthelmet: caught in 4k

ImpKitty: she left the door cracked a little!

AndMyAxeSpray: At least we can see.

Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman. Be he alive, or be he dead , I'll have his bones to grind my bread.

PithyPun0451: oh. bro literally eats dudes for breakfast

PinocchioRisotto: fEeFiFoFuM havin ass

PithyPun0451: unexpected vore stream

SmarterThanICook: Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!

puttputthelmet: be careful @jackjackjackstar

No, no dear. You are mistaken. I believe you to be smelling last night's dinner. There is no one else here.

Hmm. Perhaps. I am famished though, so bring me my meal, woman, and then my hen.

As you wish, husband.

AndMyAxeSpray: The bigger the man, the bigger the misogyny

PithyPun0451: Mommy didn't sell out our boy. She the real MVP

puttputthelmet: pogs in chat for giant sky lady

chamomileFriar: Dude's wolfing down that food!

StubbleKing: That's a lot of carbs.

RerunPixie: You think there are vegan giants?

PinocchioRisotto: That jolly green mother fricker might be.

KibblesNWrits: Isn't he a plant himself?

AndMyAxeSpray: So he's a cannibal? 😮😮😮

puttputthelmet: She's bringing in the hen

PithyPun0451: What that hen do though?

Lay!

SmarterThanICook: That hen just pooped out a golden egg!

StubbleKing: think you meant "popped" out

SmarterThanICook: I said what I said

PannerPete: @jackjackjackstar You should totally steal that hen

puttputthelmet: Mods! poll?

⚔PforPterry POSTED A POLL: SHOULD JACK STEAL THE HEN?

PannerPete: I'll gift 100 subs if you take that hen @jackjackjackstar

PithyPun0451: That sleepy ass giant is falling asleep.

YorkyCoded: Jack's thinking about it. look at him.

chamomileFriar: Give us a thumbs up if you are going to do it

StubbleKing: Give him a minute to think about it

Lurkbot2099: Lady giant left. Giant man asleep. Perfect time as any.

chamomileFriar: Jack gave the thumbs up!

AndMyAxeSpray: Stealth mission! lol

puttputthelmet: Careful now!

PinocchioRisotto: Dude snores like my dad.

HeavyLantern: Object acquired! Let's gooooooo!!!!

Lurkbot2099: Go jack go!

PithyPun0451: I can't believe he did it! poggers!

YorkyCoded: Get the flippin heck out of there!

SmarterThanICook: He's out!

puttputthelmet: RUn!!

PannerPete HAS GIFTED 100 SUBS!!!

chamomileFriar: Don't stop!!

StubbleKing: Doesn't seem like anyone is following!

Holy shit, chat! I'm back at the stalk, so gotta climb down, but damn. No one coming down the road. Got to let my heart stop pumping. Phew. That was insane! Okay. Okay. Let's start heading back down. Don't want to be up here when that giant wakes up.

RerunPixie: Be careful heading down!

puttputthelmet: What do you think them eggs is worth?

AndMyAxeSpray: guess it depends on if it's solid gold or just the shell.

NavyBeanSoup: An egg shell is usually around 6.36 to 7.81 grams, so at about 89.09 USD per gram, that's anywhere from 566.61 USD to 695.79 USD for just shell.

AndMyAxeSpray: This guy maths!

BranMuffinPOG: So if it's solid... poggers!

Solid ground again, chat! That was absolutely incredible. And not gonna lie, chat. I kind of want to go back up there tomorrow. Start an hour or so earlier so the giant is more likely to be out. Maybe just hide and scope out what else is up there. Get more magic sky loot. God damn I'm pumped. But yeah. Thanks for hanging out, chat. Thanks to all the subs, resubs, and for the bits and tips, and I'll see you Jackolopers on the flip!

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Good morning, chat. As you can see, the sun isn't up yet, and I'm barely up, but I'm ready to do this thing. As always, we'll wait a few for people to file in, but this is an early than normal stream, so we'll see.

RerunPixie: Good morning, chat!

SillyDrift: Sunrise stream! Let's gooooooo!

Alright. Gonna go ahead and start climbing since the whole point was to get up there earlier than yesterday.

RerunPixie: Be safe @jackjackjackstar

puttputthelmet: Good climbing!

Made it up a lot faster this time. And check out that sunrise. Beautiful. But yeah. Mostly recon, but going to play it by ear. Gonna hide in the kitchen again and maybe get wind of something else we can score. Last stream had crazy watch numbers on the VOD, so we'll see what happens this time.

PithyPun0451: Am so stoked for this!

chamomileFriar: This is nuts!!

Okay. As you can see, we are approaching the house. Gonna go radio silent as soon as I enter. Feeling a bit nervous. Okay. Big breath. Let's go.

puttputthelmet: You got this

RerunPixie: Am nervous for you!

chamomileFriar: Hide in the pantry

StubbleKing: No! Don't hide in the same place!

PithyPun0451: Oven?

PinocchioRisotto: They'll cook his ass. Literally.

HeavyLantern: Behind that copper cauldron or whatever it is

YorkyCoded: And now we wait...

BranMuffinPOG: So what's good, chat?

horseshoes4people: Late again. What I miss?

puttputthelmet: We just hiding and waiting to see what's up

horseshoes4people: Oh nice.

AndMyAxeSpray: I think hear them coming down!

Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman!

PinocchioRisotto: This guy and his fee fi fo fummin

You must be smelling last night's dinner again, husband.

Well, bring me my breakfast then. And after, bring me my harp!

Very well, husband.

chamomileFriar: Man. This guy can put it away.

puttputthelmet: He is a giant after all.

RerunPixie: Real and true.

PannerPete: That harp looks pretty nice.

Play!

BranMuffinPOG: Whoa! That harp is playing by itself! POG

Lurkbot2099: Could pull so many chicks with that Jack! (I respect all women btw)

YorkyCoded: If that giant bro falls asleep again, take that harp!

BranMuffinPOG: Take that harp! Take that harp!

puttputthelmet: Looks like bro is falling asleep.

grdls4trtls: Now or never @jackjackjackstar

PithyPun0451: He's got it and running!

Master! Master! Someone is taking me!

puttputthelmet: Harp's a damn snitch!

HeavyLantern: Faster! @jackjackjackstar RUn faster!!!!!

PinocchioRisotto: Giant's coming!

YorkyCoded: Don't look back @jackjackjackstar

HeavyLantern: Made it to the stalk and down he goes!

puttputthelmet: Faster down at least!

BranMuffinPOG: Giant's coming down!

AndMyAxeSpray: What's Jack grabbing?

PithyPun0451: Electric hedge clippers? lmao

grdls4trtls: Environmentally sound I guess lol

puttputthelmet: Oh shit! Stalk and giant coming down!

BranMuffinPOG: Kersplat!!!

PinocchioRisotto: Fee-fi-fo-dead lmao

PannerPete TIPPED $100!!!

We'll chat. I think that's gonna be the end of today's stream. You can probably hear my mom already screaming in the background about the dead giant in our backyard. So gonna have to deal that. VOD's probably going to get demonetized too. Speaking of which, there's link to my Patreon, as well as all my other socials, in my about section. As always, thanks for all the subs, resubs, bits and tips. See you later, Jackalopers. Catch you on the flip.