Me Agin, Sissy!
A (second) letter to Heather from the backwoods
Note: This story will make more sense if you've read the first one, here: https://shopping-feedback.today/fiction/deer-sissy%3C/em%3E%3C/a%3E%3Cem class="css-ak7tmt-Italic">
I had so much fun with my first entry for Heather's Write me a letter challenge, I decided to send the second one from the same guy.
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Dana Crandell
Dad, Stepdad, Grandpa, Husband, lover of Nature and dogs.
Poet, Writer, Editor, Photographer, Artist
My poetry collection: Life, Love & Ludicrosity
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Deer Sissy
Cain't say no to a challenge from Heather! This is for the Write me a letter challenge. Deer Sissy, I jes thot I wood rite and ketch you up on things since you bin gone. By the way, this is me, just so you don't have to wait til the end to figger it out. Momma sez hi, and told me to hurry up cuz I gotta change her bath water soon. I guess this will be a short letter.
By Dana Crandell2 years ago in Fiction
Day 4 of Quitting
If this is how sobriety feels, maybe it’s better to go through life a little buzzed… this, along with other hits like, I want to kill myself, I wish I was dead, and I’m going to throw myself off a bridge have been the only thoughts on rotation these past few days. I promise myself that if, in a month, I still feel like this (‘this’ meaning despondent, full of rage, and simultaneously numb) I can go back to smoking. Until mid-February though? Nicotine is off the table.
By sleepy drafts6 days ago in Longevity
Comments (13)
oh i missed this follow up letter. Still a wonderous read, the man needs his own show. Your use of vocabulary is hilarious
I love the Deer Sissy letters! Congrats on the challenge! 😊
What a delightfully helpful, considerate & pleasant brother to have! And finally, someone's more naive than even I am!
"I went along, cuz a party sounded like fun. It wernt." 😂😂 This is the update I never knew I needed 😂 believe me when I say I would read a series of these. The tone just hits my funny bone - fantastic work!
Just as funny as the first one, Dana! Sure, is a strange group up there in them hills, I tells ya what. My favourite part was the crossed out words that the writer didn't know how to spell, made a huge grin break out across my face.
Just as hilarious as the first one, Dana! Favorite series! You could write an entire book of these letters, and I'd read every one. Thanks for another great laugh!
I kept reading figgered as fingered 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you so much for writing a second part to this!
HAHAHAHA!!!! What an epic follow up to the first. I loved this so much :) Mebe Sissy'll rite back...
The Accent, Cracks me up😆💬🧡💯
I is with Cathy… It’s time for Sissy ta rite back. Dese is hillar… hillarre… darn funny
That was funny. I had to read it out loud in some places, though.
hahaha. Another winner. What I really want to see next is her response.
Still funny!