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Johnny's Pizzeria

In which a man fails at two businesses at once

By Lucas Di QuinzioPublished 4 years ago 3 min read

Recent reviews:

Christian J ★★★☆☆

Okay pizza. It was greasy but decently priced. The owner seemed pretty rude though.

Sally S ★☆☆☆☆

I asked for mild pepperoni on my pizza and got spicy instead. When I told the man at the counter there was a mistake, he said 'tough shit.' Will not be going back.

Joey111 ★★★★★

This place is legit. Great pizza at a great price. Friendly staff.

Tony H ★☆☆☆☆

Terrible! Don’t go here. Cheap and nasty ingredients and the staff member wouldn’t pull away from his loud phone call to serve me properly. Never again.

Holly1995 ★☆☆☆☆

Worst. Customer service. Ever. Guy at the register didn’t serve me for five whole minutes because he was having an argument with some guy about the quality of his product. A real shouting match. When he finally served me, I asked if there was a problem with the pizza here and he said ‘what the fuck are you on about?’ Talk about rude!

Bobby_Boi ★☆☆☆☆

Stay away from Johnny’s Pizzeria. Their stuff is cut with some garbage. Made me sick.

JoeY_T replied: Their product is high quality. What are you talking about? Probably drank too much when you had it.

JoeY_T replied: *ate it

Ollie420 ★★★★★

Great pizza place. Try the supreme with jalapenos.

Ravehound22 ★★★★★

Sweet pizza. Not sweet like sugar, sweet like it’s good. You know what I mean. Really want some more godfather pizza for next weekend. Maybe some supreme, too.

DJ_Jones ★☆☆☆☆

Really unimpressed. There were like four staff working there and rushing around even though the place was pretty empty. Lots of shouting and weird bangs from the kitchen. I think they forgot about my order and I ended up with cold pizza that definitely wasn’t the gluten-free one I asked for. Thanks for the diarrhoea, jerks.

Joel888 ★★★★★

Top class pizza joint. My cousin’s place is the real deal.

Joel888 replied: How do you edit reviews?

TimmyT ★★★☆☆

Had the weirdest conversation when ordering. I asked for a large supreme. The guy at the counter asked if I wanted anything extra with it. I asked for some chilli on top. He said ‘what about jalapenos’ and did this big wink. I said yes. He said ‘you sure’ and winked again. I said ‘maybe not.’ Pizza was fine, I guess. Could have used some extra spice.

JoJO8790 ★★★★★

Great pizza. Great, hard-working staff. They even give the money from their tip jar to charity.

BigMan69 ★★★★☆

Ordered a couple of godfather pizzas. They accidentally charged me $100 and my pizza had a little baggy of pills underneath it. Had a great Friday night but got in a fight with a bouncer. I lost the fight and got a broken arm. 4 stars.

ChrisD ★★★☆☆

Pizza was okay but while I was eating I saw a guy come in and yell about owed money. It was f this and f that. Then he smashed the manager’s head on the counter. Blood was everywhere. Nearly put me off my food.

Timbo_Baggins ★☆☆☆☆

Pizza was greasy and cold. The guy at the counter kept asking all the customers if they were cops. While I was waiting for my pizza some strung out guy was complaining so the manager came out and they had a shouting match. On the plus side, before today I had never seen someone literally thrown out of a store.

Kelly_J ★☆☆☆☆

I tried to order a supreme and was told to piss off. Got my pizza elsewhere.

Pizza_Lover1 ★☆☆☆☆

I try to come into every pizzeria with an open mind, but I have to say that I am profoundly disappointed in Johnny's Pizzeria. I ate what was truly one of the worst pizzas I have had the displeasure of consuming. My margarita was drowning in grease, lukewarm at best and as for the texture, if you told me it was made of plastic I might have believed you. To top it off, when I asked for a second Coke to wash the disgraceful taste out of my mouth, I was rudely interrupted by some police officers who barged in and took away the staff in handcuffs. A police officer slammed one man right on my table so he could arrest him. Talk about thoughtless - I got specks of blood on my shirt. When I tried to complain, the officer told me to ‘get the fuck out of here.’ I will be sending a complaint to my nearest police station. As for Johnny’s so-called Pizzeria, If they manage to stay in business much longer it will be a miracle. One star but only because I can’t give it zero.

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