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On behalf of Dewy Lovem & Howe, I would like to thank you for your new purchase. I really hope you really enjoy your new product and with the D.L.H. standards, we are confident that you will.
We take great pride in everything that our company produces. Our products are found in almost every country in the world. 10 Million 5-star reviews proves that what we make is top of the line. When you order from us, you can be sure that you are ordering the best. We are so sure that our products are the best, that we are offering a 200% money back guarantee if there are any manufactory defects. Please register your product at https://****.com. You can get a guarantee on an unregistered product. You man also use snail mail to send the following information:
Mr. / Mrs. / Ms. / Miss / etc. ____________________
First Name: ____________________
Middle Initial: ____________________
Sr / Jr / etc. ____________________
Street Address: ____________________
City: ____________________
State: ____________________
Zip Code: ____________________
County: ____________________
Country: ____________________
Home Phone Number: ____________________
Cell Phone Number: ____________________
Work Number: ____________________
Last 4 of SSN: ____________________
First 5 of SSN: ____________________
Mother’s name: ____________________
Father’s name: ____________________
Mother’s maiden name: ____________________
Paternal Grandmother: ____________________
Paternal Grandfather: ____________________
Maternal Grandmother: ____________________
Maternal Grandfather: ____________________
Highest level of education: ____________________
Item Model Number: ____________________
Item SN: ____________________
Item Name: ____________________
Place of Purchase: ____________________
Purchase Date: ____________________
Purchase Time: ____________________
Gift for someone: (Y/N) ____________________
Gift from someone: (Y/N) ____________________
Reason for purchase: ____________________
If any part of this form is filled out incorrectly or left blank, your guarantee may be effected. If a paper copy is sent and any portion of this form is illegible, your guarantee may be effected. If you don’t register, your guarantee will be effected. Money back guarantee do not apply to drops, spills, smashed, crushed, burned, or soaked items.
We are legally obliged to give you these warnings:
1. Do not use if you can’t read these warnings.
2. Do not use while sleeping.
3. Do not use while showering or bathing.
4. Do not use while driving.
5. Do not use while sitting on the toilet.
6. Do not use while walking.
7. Do not use while swimming.
8. Do not use while climbing Mount Everest.
9. Do not put in microwave.
10. Do not put in oven.
11. Do not put in BBQ grill.
12. Do not submerge in water while plugged up.
13. Do not submerge in water while unplugged.
14. Do not cut cord with knife.
15. Do not use after cord has been cut.
16. Do not plug up after cord has been cut.
17. Do not touch exposed wires of cord after it’s been plugged up.
18. Do not allow others to touch exposed wires.
19. Do not ignore these warnings.
20. For a full list of warnings, please visit our website.
To use item:
1. Please read all instructions before use.
2. Open the box.
3. Remove item from box.
4. Discard box.
5. Remove foam packaging.
6. Discard foam packaging.
7. Remove all red tape.
8. Discard all red tape.
9. Place item close enough to an electrical outlet to be plugged up.
10. Plugged cord into the outlet.
11. Make sure you plugged up the correct cord.
12. Place can on base of device.
13. Pull lever to lock can on base.
14. Press button to turn on device.
15. Wait for can to stop spinning.
16. Remove can.
17. Your can has been opened.
18. Press release button to release lid.
19. Carefully dispose of lid.
20. Do not cut yourself, or anyone else, with lid.
If you follow all of these warnings and instructions and something still goes wrong, please feel free to return the item. For items with minor or no damage, there will be a $50 restocking fee. If you are requesting a replacement, there will be a $25 shipping and handling fee. If we determine that you have not followed these guidelines, we will keep the item and charge you a $500 fine.
Thank you for your purchase.
James Dewy
CEO
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David E. Perry
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