If These Walls Could Talk

If these walls could talk? Why do they say that? Why can’t these people hear? That should be the question.

OK, They just put you in pantry wall and you’re new here so I’ll brake it down for you. We go unheard but we can hear each other, we’re not sure why but that’s the way it is.

I agree to that. I could answer so many of their questions if they could just hear me.

That’s easy for you kitchen, you’re in the center of everything and get to know what’s going on.

That’s not true the bedroom gets most of the juicy stuff.

Being a bedroom wall is not all it’s worked up to be. Sure sometimes it gets interesting and things heat up, not sure what they’re doing but most of the time it’s very boring. I count snores like they count sheep trying to go to sleep.

What do you mean by that? It gets nice and toasty in the kitchen.

It’s a different kind of nice and a different kind of toasty, I’ll explain later when the new pantry wall isn’t listening.

Awww, Why can’t I hear?

Oh you guys are lucky, being the nursery wall, all I get is crying baby and that smell is awful, Can’t they take that to the bathroom.

Oh sure push another one off on me. You have no idea what goes on in here. They do things that…umm…Yeah. Especially the teenager. If I could shiver I would. And what they do to that poor toilet should be a crime.

Yeah, well I’m just a hallway and they let the kids scribal in crayon on me and they haven’t cleaned me yet. These crayon marks are not comfortable.

It’s boing in the basement

Oh geez he’s doing it again, the garage is just as boring as the basement quit crying.

Oh my god not again, how much lotion does one man’s feet need? Dude how dry can you be? You’re made up of mostly water?

Really he’s putting on lotion again?

Yeah, right in front of me, I can’t look away.

What do you mean made up of mostly water? How do you know that?

Oh I sit right in front of the TV and have way too much knowledge. They seem to leave it on all the time. Sometimes it’s good and entertaining and sometimes I wish I could look away. There’s a guy with a hockey mask and a big knife that makes me glad I’m a wall.

I’m the lucky one, I sit right in front of the foosball table. I get to watch him practice hour after hour. I have trophies hung all over me. This is where the action is. Yeah I’m lucky.

Yay they’re finally going to paint me, oh no, not that color please, no not that color, please no.

Oh wow that is a really awful color, who chose that?

My guess would be the toddler

Ha, That’s funny.

Hello can anybody hear me?

Well crap, the pantry crying out again. Yeah we can hear you, we know it’s dark in there there’s nothing we can do. Go back to being bored.

Awe, I just wish I was a window.

Oh brother being a window is not as easy as you think, the light comes in and the light goes out we are completely transparent, I had a bird bounce off of me the other day that rattled me. I watched him shake off the cobwebs and fly away. Great nice meeting you too I said as he took off. Yeah being windows not so easy.

Hey, Tomorrow is DnD night.

I love DnD night.

Me too.

Shush here they come.

I thought you said they couldn’t hear us.

Shush.

Really.