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God

The Plan. For The Vocal L*pogram Challenge

By Mike Singleton πŸ’œ Mikeydred Published 2 years ago β€’ 4 min read
God Bored from God

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From God followed by me on all over and you can too here:

The soundtrack's "God's Song" by Randy Newman

God

God woke up. He was bored. He was always bored when he woke, (and when he fell asleep).

God was the only one they had to talk to, the only one that they could exchange thoughts and plan together. God was really, really bored.

What could they do, there must be more.

God was the only one around the Realm of Forever, though he had searched for others but had found none.

God was alone and was extremely bored.

The Realm of Forever was empty apart from God.

God could talk, they could shout, they could scream, but there was never any reply, not even an echo.

The Realm of Forever needed more, God needed more or God would go mad.

God wondered who had created them or had they just been there forever, but there must have been a start mustn't there? God thought that as they had been created why couldn't they create?

God softly uttered "Let there be another"

But there wasn't, God thought he had to be clearer to create, maybe a new world. Could God do that, could God make that work? God had to try.

And God Created The Earth And All

Where to start, and where to place the Earth?

God cordoned off part of The Realm of Forever and knew that there had to be a structure that could support any who were to have a home there.

They made the Earth, and so that there could be day God added a Sun and for when the Sun was not there they created a Moon and scattered stars through the darkness to share some beauty. As a bonus The Sun would warm the Earth and the Moon would control the seas.

On the Earth, God made land, mounts forests and separate them by seas, oceans and lakes. God was proud of what they had created. A perfect place for all God's creatures that would appear when they were ready.

Now these creatures, should they make them fully formed or should God start on the smallest body and let them develop over the ages, very slowly? God chose the latter but thought they could have fun later when those whose thoughts were not developed assumed what they could not understand was created by God.

God let the creatures grow, nay evolve, able to adapt to the new homes that God had made for them. They came from the seas onto the land and learned to breathe oxygen rather that take the gas from the waters that had been home to them.

On land, th appendages of the creatures became legs although some lost them and became snakes.

When the humans appeared he made a garden for them, named Eden, and two that he placed there he named the woman Eve and the man Adam.

The future would see a book appear called The Good Book put together by "scholars" whose world covered around the area of a small county or state. The Good Book would get much completely wrong, but thousands of years (that would be based on the Sun and Moon's journeys through space and the heavens)

God allowed humans freedom of thought but told them not to eat apples or they would face consequences. God was petulant.

A snake got to Eden and tempted Adam to eat an apple. "Appes taste great" the snake stated.

Adam ate and God went mad and ejected Adam and Eve from Eden. They went abroad and had sons.

Adam told them about the beauty of Eden and the sons asked why they could not go back. Adam told them that Eve was to blame as she took the word of the serpent and ate the apple, and God blamed her for the fault.

When The Good Book was created women were treated as chattels and to blame for all that went wrong. Men were strong and the only ones who could rule and apply laws.

God sat back and was pleased at the developments. They now could watch events and wake up to see how the world was.

Every so often God would appear on Earth and confound humans. They gave them mystery and knowledge, the latter not part of what some wanted.

As the ages past humans became separate races and made Gods for themselves, but they were all just God's other names and forms chosen by human clergy.

Then the humans went to war because they were the only ones that had a True God and others must swear loyalty to the True God.

All who refused were put to death and hordes were murdered for the True God.

God looked on and was amused. They were amazed that because some saw God one way, and others another way, they would destroy each other.

God saw that the human race was fatally flawed. Any excuse, they went to war and murdered many who were often completely not part of the battles.

God never wanted or planned these events to happen. Then they started to ponder whether they should address what the humans were up to. The humans and detonated a few nuclear weapons that had an enormous casualty rate. Should God allow such powerful weapons? God wondered and pondered.

God was always a good reason to do bad stuff for humans.

  • Why Steal? - For God
  • Why Murder? - God Told Me
  • Why Hate? - God showed me the way
  • Why Rape and Abuse? - She was a woman and God stood by
  • Why No Blood Trans? - What God's Word Stated
  • Why Target Race? - God's Not Coloured, We Must Protect God From Pagans and Heathens
  • Why Hate LGBT+ - The Good Book States We Should

But God also saw the good the Human Race could show. Care for the poor, care for other creatures.

Humans showed God they could create wonders that all were awed by, and God was one of those.

God made peace and would try and show humans how to be good, but would never apply absolute control. The human race may self destruct, but God knew that they could start once more.

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  • Kendall Defoe about a year ago

    Wonderful! And you may appreciate this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajjBxMCMQQs

  • Mark Grahamabout a year ago

    What a way to teach the Beginning Bible stories.

  • Maryan Pelland2 years ago

    A very nice chuckle with my morning tea.

  • Sean A.2 years ago

    Hilarious!

  • This was very enjoyable to read! Well done, Mike 🀍🌟

  • And God bless everyone! Said little Timmy, especially Mr. Scrooge! It must have been a fun 7 days for God to create this lovely god blessed mess. I really am hoping you place in the challenge mate! You are too clever for the likes of us πŸ˜‰

  • Hahahaha this was fantastic Mike! Love your sense of humour!

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