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I think since Liu Bang can see that Li Shi Shi quite a bit of beauty, so that the Han Dynasty people's aesthetic should not run away from the offspring, then I can not understand how he summed up the "heaven and earth" these four words, or how people do the emperor, really do it.

I haven't let him understand the meaning of the truth that "there is a master of dry food (steamed stuffed bun) can not touch", there is something to hold his attention, don't give me trouble that is the best, as for he will not behave, has been completely out of my consideration, steamed stuffed bun under my influence can skillfully use a variety of tiles - ordinary type, 9 hole type, and even 40 floor tiles. And her crotch kick, in addition to me, can avoid the world do not want to be second.

"Clattering" Qin Shi Huang's toilet through, Li Shi Shi applauded, Jing Ke panting ran up to pull her aside, put vinegar on the table on his room, I called him: "Ke Zi you stop, why do you only buy a battery? I Jing Ke only into the semiconductor plug a battery, Jing Ke suddenly showed a smug smile, he said mysteriously: "You did not find it, in fact, as long as a battery can be used." I shouted frantically: "You do that more electricity, I say you how to change the battery every day!" He ignored me and glared at me with the eyes of an idiot. Then he pulled Xiang Yu and said, "Do you believe that all the little people in here are raised by me?"

Liu Bang holds his arm, very chic look in the bubble of my steamed stuffed bun, he leans against the wall, with the underwear hero in the advertisement has a match.

Because of the number of people, the steamed stuffed bun and a pot of instant noodles, I put a long time to use the square table moved out and put on, from all corners of the emperor heroes collected, arranged, the living room suddenly appeared very crowded. Xiang Yu insisted on sitting between Qin Shi Huang and Li Shi Shi, because Jing Ke was very noisy, Liu Bang must be next to the steamed bun. I saw too crowded, filled a bowl of noodles to eat on the sofa, steamed stuffed bun looked at a crowd of big guys, happily said: "Since together is fate, we will buy wine, we have a PARTY in the evening." Then she suddenly remembered, "Why don't we go to the street together for a while, to buy Liu Ji and their two clothes, and when we come back to the supermarket to buy something back to do."

I immediately choked noodles jump up. I might as well run naked to the dark within ring 3 of leading these five people down the street. I quickly said: "No, I have to look at the shop, they are not available."

"Your stupid shop is fine anyway. What do you fear if you close it all afternoon? Raise your hand if you agree to go."

"I'll go." Li Shi Shi took the lead. She gave me a look, as if she understood my mind and did not expose me.

"Qi (go) no qi, crooked hungry oil (have not) seen around (the world)." He also asked Xiang Yu beside him: "Are you angry?"

The bun chimed in, "Haven't you asked the big guy what his name is?" Before I figured out how to deal with it, Xiang Yu said, "A is Xiang Yu."

"A feather? The bun propped his chopsticks under his chin and asked the emperor, "Is he in a band with you?" She turned to me again and asked, "Was Xiang Yu from the same dynasty as the First Emperor of Qin?" "No!" said Liu Bang. Xiang Yu, however, did not care and said yes. The steamed bun looked at the two of them and smiled at me and said, "You two friends have a worse history than me -- do you think Xiang Yu and Ying Zheng really met?"

"Touch oil. Touch Oil has seen him before." "Said the First Emperor of Qin.

"Ha ha, you are so funny, I mean the first Emperor in history."

The First Emperor of Qin turned to me and said, "What about the dead Emperor of Qin who was also called Ying Zheng?"

I sucked the whole bowl of noodles into my heel and said, "Not to go to the street, you go next door to the supermarket delivery Wang borrow his van."

The steamed stuffed bun said excitedly: "Yes, 7 people just, when we come back to him to add 50 yuan of oil..." And he walked away.

Steamed stuffed bun after I put the bowl hard to the table a pier, roar: "You all listen to me!" These 5 people all looked up at me blankly, I realized that poor these people in their life, dare to talk to them is very few, I don't care, come to me to eat my drink my wear my girl, also pick up my girl, I which so good temper.

"I made three rules with you (I didn't notice that this idiom was coined by Liu Bang at that time) Ah, you are not allowed to talk to strangers when you go out, especially you, Liu Bang! I won't beat you if you see anyone." As I said this, I glanced at the First Emperor of Qin. Liu Bang was stunned by his commanding presence at the dinner table.

"And don't take anything you see. Don't shout if you don't know what it's for. Come back and ask me. Last but not least, do not leave my side uh... So far." I didn't know what to say, so I took a few steps back and forth. "The world is a dangerous place (go back to your time).

In fact, I really wanted to keep some of them, but now the situation was not as lucky as the man who had to cross the log bridge with the sheep, the Wolf and a basket of vegetables. He didn't even have any ideas without racking his brain. Fortunately, the new Liu Bang was scared by me, and Xiang Yu focused on Yu Ji.

I thought heavily to find two spring and autumn clothes for Liu Bang and Xiang Yu to change, the steamed stuffed bun has been downstairs honking the car horn, the steamed stuffed bun is not big open, but can move the car from the next door to my door.

I stood on the stairs, let them go down one by one: "Jing Ke, zip up your pants! Brother win, brother take you to understand the people, you do not expose your identity; Liu Bang..."

Liu Bang: "Me, me, me!"

Me: "..."

Master Li gave me a meaningful look, as if to reassure me, as if to mock me, anyway, this girl probably knows everything.

Because I had taken good precautions, everything was going well until everyone was on the bus. I turned the key, and the bread grated twice, and I was about half a meter away when Xiang Yu said behind me, "How long will it take to get to Hubei in this?"

The steamed stuffed bun turned to Xiang Yu, who was sitting with the First Emperor of Qin, and said, "If you want to go back, you have to wait for the water to receding. By the way, I don't think I heard that the water is coming this year."

I held back my ears and dared not speak at random. I always thought Xiang Yu was thinking of Yu Ji, but I had no idea that he was so sensitive to things that "move". When Xiang Yu asked, they all forgot what they had just done. Jing Ershu first challenged me. He pointed to the radio on the bus and said, "Are there small people in here?" Because Liu Bang and Li Shi Shi were back to back with me, I also heard their whispers. Liu Bang said, "Why does this thing move by itself?" Li also whispered, "I think there is something working in it." When the first Emperor of Qin heard the conversation between the two men, he said in a loud voice, "It is very simple. Don't you see that Qiangzi took a piece of equipment to prick it? He used his car keys as spurs.

I carefully took a look at the bun's reaction, see her smile, see me looking at her, she smiled at me: "Your friends are very humorous ah."