Xuxi Xuxi

Liu Bang suddenly silly, we know, this person is a young professional bludger, lazy, his father often told him: you don't farm I don't have your son.

He must have been a ruffian who had been an emperor for many years. Frightened by me, he had a strange expression on his face: he wanted to smile with me while being habitually stern. I felt sorry for him, so I let him go, went to Xiang Yu and said: "Brother Bawang, what's the matter? Let it go in the last life. What's so hard?"

Xiang Yu looked up at Liu, as if he had some taboo words. Liu put out his cigarette and said, "He has something on his mind. Maybe he doesn't want me to know about it. He stood up and said, "Then I'm leaving. You don't have to hate me so much. If Xiang Yu hadn't made a terrible noise, I wouldn't have come to you so soon."

After Liu left, Xiang Yu rushed up to me, lifted me up in midair, and growled, "Take me back!" "Where are you going?" I cried on my foot.

"I want to go back to my battlefield, I want to see my concubine! You get me back!"

I immediately remembered what Liu Lao Liu told me the first time he saw me, and now it seems that the king of Chu has not been ambitious. If he can really return to the battlefield, even if he put him in Gaixia, depending on the past experience, the outcome between him and Liu Bang is still unknown. Personally speaking, I prefer Xiang Yu, although he has been indifferent to my nose ever since he entered the house. But sending him back to history is clearly something that even the King of Hell can't afford, which is why he's looking for me.

I said helplessly: "I am not immortal, how can you get back to the Han Dynasty?"

Xiang Yu listened and glanced at Liu Bang. "Han Dynasty? So you did become emperor in the end?" Liu Bang's face again appeared the "smile and cry" expression.

Xiang Yu suddenly looked back at me and said, "I can give him the land. Just send me back. I only ask Yu Ji not to die."

I gave up the struggle, in the air said: "Even if you get back, others hundreds of thousands of brothers beat you and your wife, still play." Xiang Yu laughed alive like Xiao Xin, but his face was fierce, and the laughter was mixed with anger and conceit: "It was easy for Yu Ji and I to fight our way out of the encirket. However, Yu Ji saw that my ambition was depressed and wanted to stimulate my ambition by death. Finally, Xiang was a fool and hated Wujiang. When it came to Yu Cao, it dawned on me that the grand conquest was just a fleeting sight. If I had to choose again, I would rather stay with Yu Ji quietly for one year."

I said, "That's very touching."

Xiang Yu's eyes split. "I repeat, I want you to send me back!"

I threw up my hands and said, "Anyway, I can't do it. I'm not afraid to tell you the truth. I'm not a fairy at all.

"Where is this?

"China, your hometown is now called Hubei."

"How far is it from Hubei?"

"More than twenty hours by train -- oh sorry you don't understand -- half a month by horse. It's no use for you to go there. Even if you can find the bones of Yu Ji, they belong to the country."

"Are you really not immortal?"

I pointed to myself floating in the air: "If I were a god do you think you could do this to me?"

Xiang Yu threw me to the ground in a daze and muttered, "The 1 year time I spent making trouble with the Cao can only be a last gasp. (This idiom was invented in the Song Dynasty. Please understand the spirit. This man of iron put his arms around his head and wept in front of me.

This action aroused my great sympathy. It is hard to find such a loving and righteous man who can remain a hero and laugh whenever he wants to cry -- Xiang Yu's tears were the size of a sundae.

I went up to him and patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't be so sad. Let's try something else. You know, if you can come to me, maybe my sister-in-law can come too.

Xiang Yu raised his head and threw his arms around me. "You're right. Why didn't I think of that?" He hugged me with a squeak and interrupted me, saying, "If you don't let go of me, I can go to the ghost to tell my sister-in-law --" Xiang Yu let go of me and said, "I'm sorry, brother, do you think Yu Ji can really come?"

"As long as my sister-in-law is not born, I will pull strings to get her here." Xiang Yu wanted to hug me again. When I jumped 5 meters away, he smiled awkwardly and said, "You will be my brother in the future."

I pointed at him and said, "Don't tell anyone what we say, or I'll lock you in the same room with the First Emperor of Qin!" Liu Bang winced his neck.

I had a look at Xiang Yu's fine armour and Liu Bang's imperial robe, and I had no more clothes to change for them. Now the best "configuration" was Jing Ersilly, wearing Adi on the top and Lee on the bottom. The underpants were given to him by me from the packaging bag (considering Jing Ersilly often does not zipper the chain, underpants must be worn). I'm wearing a nylon suit, and I've worn all my underwear. With several sets of clothes and a change of clothes, Xiang Yu and Liu Bang had no summer clothes left.

I led the two of us upstairs on tiptoe, through the first bedroom, where they were already up and chatting. Then through the second room - warehouse transformation of the bedroom, Qin Shi Huang is still sleeping, according to the reason that these three people met in fact is not up, Xiang Yu and Liu Bang although have seen win the fat man's honor in front of the past, theoretically they will never see the first Emperor himself, and Qin Shi Huang is more unlikely to know what these two people are doing. But I still think it's weird to have all three of them in the same room.

I took them to Jing Ke's house and said to Liu Bang, "The fat man next door is the First Emperor of Qin. If you dare to speak out of turn, I will tell him what he has done. I will call Zhang Liang and Han Xin. I said to Xiang Yu again, "Brother Yu, I know you are a hero and don't care about anything, but those things in the past life..." Xiang Yu interrupted me and said, "I don't care about anything except Yu Ji. I won't mess with him."

I came to the house of Qin Shihuang, from the closet turned out a lot of messy clothes and came back, lying on the bed listening to the semiconductor Jing Ke at the door, with them two people said: "the clothes change, from inside to outside a piece can not be less." Xiang Yu was absent-minded, and he would listen to everything I said. Liu Bang knew that I was an idiot and dared not offend me.

I was standing in the living room, and I was in trouble. The arrangement with Master Li had already caused the separation between me and the steamed stuffed bun, and now there were two of us having lunch. What should I say to her?

I knew exactly what to say as soon as they came out.

Xiang Yu was wearing my high school uniform, the cuff came to his elbow, when I was wearing pants leg free he was wearing like a 7 point pants, this uniform I did not throw is to wear as a mop.

Liu Bang even more, wearing long clothes and long pants ran out, these two people one tall and short, dressed indescribably, look depressed, it is just two fleeing.