On October 7, 2024, Putin turned 72.
"Happy Birthday, Vlad!"
"Thank you, Donnie!"
"I've sent you a present, you should get it soon."
"Yeah? How did you send it?"
"It's a secret, Vlad. You'll know when you get it."
"Alright. Can you at least tell me what it is?"
"No, Vlad, I want it to be a total surprise. A tremendous surprise."
"You know what was a total surprise, Donnie?"
"No, Vlad, what?"
"That Bob Woodward knows we talk regularly. How does he know, Donnie?"
"Beats me, Vlad. I never told him."
"Ok, then, Donnie, bye!"
Trump: "Bye... So weird."
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Lana V Lynx
Avid reader and occasional writer of satire and short fiction. For my own sanity and security, I write under a pen name. My books: Moscow Calling - 2017 and President & Psychiatrist
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And the saga goes on and on, I personally will be glad when the election is over. Great poem and it had me wondering until the end.
Oh no! I mean, YES! Vlad is mad at him, lol. He also doesn't like birthdays. It's one year (or day) closer to kicking the bucket and giving up rule haha...
Hahaha I love this one! Short, sweet, and bomb drop....
I love it! You can sense the tension.
My gosh, I just watched Seth Meyers commenting on this tonight.
🤡Weird - yeah that is trump. Can’t wait to read Bob’s book! 📕
So weird! That ending is proper sinister!
These two sure have a queer relationship! 😂
Doesn't Vlad want Bob to know that thet talk regularly?
I bet Vlad is hoping it is the money Trump owes him....boy is he in for a surprise.