Beware of Women in Athleisure Wear
Friday 23rd August, Story #236/366
They were thin and hungry when their (loving) father led them deep into the forest. Two days later, they're weary, dehydrated and thoroughly lost.
Sunshine reflecting off metal and glass attracts them like magpies. Shine means people. People means survival, probably.
They don't articulate this, (cognitive functions suffering due to a lack of glucose) but they feel it. Legs aching, and scratched by brambles, they draw closer.
The building looks like a giant window, plastered with posters depicting nearly-naked folks with improbable muscles, and 50% OFF YOUR SUMMER BODY!
A trim, age-indeterminate woman is bending herself into weird shapes on a strip of well-kept grass. She definitely drank something green for breakfast and hasn't eaten bread for years. She's wearing a miniscule amount of skin-tight clothing. The back of her trousers is ruched to accentuate her gluteus maximus. Her breasts are covered with bits of string. She turns, smiling.
"Hello, children! Are you lost? Hungry?"
Gretel scowls, pulling back. Hansel is looking anywhere but the string.
"Yes, miss," he says. "Very hungry."
"Poor dears! Come in. I'll get you water."
Gretel followed her brother. Reluctant, but even more loathe to stay outside alone.
The door clangs shut, unnecessarily foreboding.
Once hydrated, Arachné encourages them to hit the showers. Afterwards, wrapped in fluffy white towels, they find matching athletic wear has replaced their dirndl and lederhosen.
"Your clothes are being laundered and mended," Arachné explains. Hansel accepted this, just as he did the SuperBerry Protein Smoothie handed to him. Gretel scrunches her nose.
"Join me for a run," Arachné purrs, practically falling out of her string. Hansel goggles, nodding and slurping on his smoothie.
"You'll soon be addicted to runners' high!" she enthuses, showing him how to work the treadmill.
He runs in a daze, gazing at her muscular haunches. Afterwards, famished, he follows her to a nourishing spread. "Help yourself! Plenty of protein! And don't skimp on the pasta!" She gives Gretel a Ryvita cracker with avocado and a some tap water.
Gretel marches over to her brother.
"Don't you see what she's doing? She's fattening you up! To eat you!"
Arachné snorts. "Nobody leaves fat," she says.
She does not, however, deny the cannibalism accusation.
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Author's Note:
Word count: 366
(NB. This excludes the title, subtitle, and authors note.)
Submitted on Friday 23rd August at 19:02
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Comments (15)
Well, that's a whole different kind of bewitching, isn't it? Might have fallen for it myself.
Hahaha! Brilliant twist on the fairy tale!
I love how well you described young Hansel's intent avoidance of looking at the strings XD Also the subtle commentary of the amount of food given to Hansel vs the cracker bestowed upon Gretel! I love that! Brilliant! As for fearing women in athleisure wear, oh yeah. Always. They might ask me to do cardio and I think that might kill me XD Awesome micro LC!
This was EXPLETIVE hilarious. Cracked me up as my first read this morning!
Hahahahahahahhhahahaa I loveeeeee Arachne!
Uh, oh! He's getting eaten for sure, lol.
I liked this in a strange twisted sort of way. Nice update to an old story, L.C.
Well this was a very modern twist... that final lie though. Left quite the chill of discomfort!! Great work LC!!
I suppose sucking the juices out of their bodies is not exactly eating per se. Loved this, LC! Especially the evil spider lady. Great eff’d up fairy tale!
A new side of writer you! Well at least new to me... Punchy in unexpected spots. I like it!
Yes, she's planning to eat him....evil, athleisure wearing B.
That was mildly horrifying, LC. Such an interesting merger of a fairy tale with today's reality.
Wow, this is genius. I actually couldn’t stop reading!
That last line got me really good with a chuckle! Another fantastic piece to the collection, LC! I could almost see a "Modern Fairy Tale" series where you take classic tales, but pull out modern dangers (Potentially, exercise addiction, body image issues, etc with this piece). I could also see the villain saying "Muscles taste better" haha.
Bahahaha, it would be the athleisure wear woman as a cannibal :) I would rather die in the wilderness than be stuck on a treadmill. This gave me a chuckle :)