Bachelor Party

Once, one of Mother Combs's closest friends was getting married, so she and a few others set up a bachelor party for him. They invited many of his closest friends and family. They arranged for a wet bar to be set up and a caterer to bring in a meal of prime ribs. They’d planned for everything and even made a giant cake and hired a young, beautiful woman to jump out of the cake for her friend.

They planned for months and made sure everything was perfect. Mother Combs and her friends planned out party games and made party favors. Mother Combs even rented an adult movie for her friend, albeit she dressed in disguise and was highly embarrassed asking for the title Sailor Moon Goes Full On Anime for some reason.

Everything was going without a hitch on the night of the stag party. Everyone loved the party favors. The games were a hit. There were no leftovers anywhere to be found. The bartenders were kept extremely busy. Everyone was having a grand old time.

When Mother Combs and a couple of others went to get the cake for the bachelor, they found out that the girl had just called. She had just broken her arm that day and had a cast put on. The poor girl couldn’t jump out of the cake for them. Mother Combs wasn’t one to wait around and moan about how unfair life was. She told the guys to roll the cake out anyway.

But before they did, she jumped in and put the top layer over her head. I can assure you that her friend had one unforgettable bachelor party. Not every day you see an old lady jumping out of a cake.