
Adam watched the Serpent trying to seduce Eve with a Forbidden Tree's apple. Eve rejected. Adam thought, "What if I eat it and learn everything like Father?"
When Eve was asleep under the tree, Adam snuck up and tore off an apple. He hardly took one bite when he heard God's thundering voice, "Who dared to eat the apple?"
Adam hurriedly put the apple into Eve's hand. Trying to push down the bite stuck in his throat, choking, he groaned, "Eve!"
Shocked, Eve said, "Let that apple be stuck in your throat forever!"
Angry, God expelled them both from Eden.
About the Creator
Lana V Lynx
Avid reader and occasional writer of satire and short fiction. For my own sanity and security, I write under a pen name. My books: Moscow Calling - 2017 and President & Psychiatrist
@lanalynx.bsky.social


Comments (6)
This is definitely how it went down 👍
Well now that is a take on the story we don’t read about in the bible
Nice.
I can believe that tale. Great observation
Haha! Good one!
I'd like to believe that's what actually happened hahahahaha. Loved this!