Jokes for Young Joker give me me 800 joke

Knock Knock Jokes😂

1. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

2. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you and I miss you!

3. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Nobel.

Nobel who?

No bell, that’s why I knocked!

4. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dishes the police, open up!

5. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Alpaca.

Alpaca who?

Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!

Animal Jokes🐶

6. Why don’t elephants use computers?

Because they’re afraid of the mouse!

7. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

8. Why did the cow go to space?

To visit the Milky Way!

9. What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

10. Why did the chicken join a band?

Because it had the drumsticks!

School & Teacher Jokes🍎

11. Why did the student eat his homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

12. What’s a math teacher’s favorite place in NYC?

Times Square!

13. Why was the math book sad?

Because it had too many problems.

14. What do you call a teacher who never farts in public?

A private tutor!

15. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

Because her students were so bright!

Knock-Knock Jokes (Continued)🌟

16. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Atch.

Atch who?

Bless you!

17. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Hawaii.

Hawaii who?

I’m good. Hawaii you?

18. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ya.

Ya who?

No thanks, I prefer Google.

19. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

20. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Canoe.

Canoe who?

Canoe come out and play?

Food & Drink Jokes🧀

21. Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

22. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese!

23. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy!

24. What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

25. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

Because they might crack up!

Halloween Jokes🎃

26. Why don’t mummies take vacations?

They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!

27. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sand-witch!

28. Why did the ghost go to the party?

Because he heard it was going to be a scream!

29. What do you call a vampire’s favorite fruit?

A blood orange!

30. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

Because he had no body to go with him!

Nature & Weather Jokes🌈

31. Why did the tornado break up with the hurricane?

Because their relationship was going around in circles!

32. What do you call a snowman with a six pack?

An abdominal snowman!

33. Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

34. What do you call a cloud that’s full of jokes?

A pun derstorm!

35. Why did the tree go to therapy?

Because it had too many issues!

Party & Celebration Jokes🎉

36. What do you call a party that’s always on time?

A punctual party!

37. Why did the balloon go to school?

To get a little brighter!

38. What do you call a celebration for a computer?

A byte-day party!

39. Why did the party hat go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling a little peaked!

40. What do you call a dancing cake?

A layer of fun!

Brain Teasers & Riddles🧠

41. What has keys but can’t open locks?

A piano!

42. What has hands but can’t clap?

A clock!

43. What has a head, a tail, but no body?

A coin!

44. What comes down but never goes up?

Rain!

45. What has one eye but can’t see?

A needle!

Fantasy & Fairy Tale Jokes🦄

46. Why don’t dragons ever tell secrets?

Because they’re afraid of being overheard!

47. What do you call a fairy who doesn’t take a bath?

Stinkerbell!

48. Why did the unicorn go to school?

To improve its horn-ucation!

49. What do you call a wizard who’s bad at math?

A spell culator!

50. Why did the mermaid wear seashells?

Because she outgrew her B shells!

Silly & Absurd Jokes🎭

51. Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired!

52. What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer!

53. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

54. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A thesaurus!

55. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts!

Animal Jokes (Continued)🐸

56. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh!

57. Why did the cat sit on the computer?

Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!

58. What do you call a dog magician?

A labracadabrador!

59. Why don’t fish play basketball?

Because they’re afraid of the net!

60. What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milkshake!

Space & Science Jokes🚀

61. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

62.

Brain Teasers & Riddles🧠

1. What word is always spelled wrong in the dictionary?

Answer: Wrong.

2. What did the triangle say to the circle?

Answer: You're pointless.

3. Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

Answer: Yes, you can.

4. No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.

5. What is the best thing you can put into a pie?

Answer: Your teeth.

6. Two knives are side by side in a silverware drawer. One knife turns to the other

and says, “You’re looking sharp.”

Fun Facts (Silly Stats)🎉

● Did you know the human tongue has eight different muscles?

Additional Jokes🧩

● Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ken.

Ken who?

Ken you come out and play with me?

● Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

● No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.

Jokes from The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids🌟

Silly Stat: Pirates weren’t just men famous female pirates included Grace O'Malley, Mary Read,

Anne Bonny, and Ching Shih!

1. What building in New York has the most stories?

The public library.

2. What do elves learn in school?

The elf abet.

3. Where do pencils go on vacation?

Pencil vania.

4. What did the tween give his mom?

Ughs and kisses!

5. Why was the student’s report card wet?

Because it was below "C" level.

6. What did one volcano say to the other?

“I lava you!”

7. What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

8. Why didn’t the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

9. What did the big flower say to the little flower?

“Hi, bud!”

Silly Jokes with Hints & Answers🐔

1. Why did the chicken cross the road?

Hint: You know this one!

Answer: To get to the other side.

2. What did one wall say to the other wall?

Hint: Where do two walls meet?

Answer: I’ll meet you at the corner.

3. Where do cows go for entertainment?

Hint: Think about what a cow says!

Answer: To the moo vies.

4. What animal needs to wear a wig?

Hint: What bird has nothing on top of its head?

Answer: A bald eagle.

5. Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Hint: How do you get wrinkles out of clothing?

Answer: Because they take too long to iron.

6. What’s green and can fly?

Hint: Use your imagination here!

Answer: Super Pickle!

Knock Knock Jokes with a Twist!🐐

Tip #5: Take three words and see if you can put them into Knock Knock jokes.

1. Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Goat.

Goat who?

Goat to the door, let me in!

2. Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Stopwatch.

Stopwatch who?

Stop watching me, and open the door

3. Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Dragon.

Dragon who?

Dragon your feet, hurry up and answer!

Egg cellent Jokes🍳

Question: Where's Eddie?

Answer 1: He cracked under pressure.

Answer 2: He's been poached.

(Hey, this is no yolk

Household Jokes🏠

Question: Why did the broom break up with the vacuum?

Answer: Because it was tired of sweeping things under the rug!

Question: What did the toaster say to the bread?

Answer: "You’re on a roll

Question: Why did the pencil go to the doctor?

Answer: It had a point, but needed to be sharpened

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