500+ Hilarious Q&A Jokes for Kids

1.1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

1.2. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

1.3. Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems.

1.4. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot!

1.5. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

They’d crack each ot

1.6. What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta.

1.7. Why did the bicycle fall over?

It was two tired .

1.8. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese .

1.9. Why was the stadium so cool?

It was filled with fans.

1.10. What do you call a pile of cats?

A meow tain.😂

😂🤣

1.11. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.😪

😆

1.12. Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

1.13. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?

Frostbite.

1.14. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she’ll let it go!

1.15. What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

1.1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

1.2. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

1.3. Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems.

1.4. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot!

1.5. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

They’d crack each ot

1.6. What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta.

1.7. Why did the bicycle fall over?

It was two tired .

1.8. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese .

1.9. Why was the stadium so cool?

It was filled with fans.

1.10. What do you call a pile of cats?

😂🤣

😂🤣

A meow tain.😂

1.11. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

😆

In case he got a hole in one.😪

1.12. Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

1.13. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?

Frostbite.

1.14. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she’ll let it go!

1.15. What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

1.16. Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

1.17. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

Because it felt crummy.

1.18. What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.

1.19. Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don’t work out.

1.20. Why did the computer go to therapy?

It had too many bytes from its past.

1.21.

1.22. What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

1.23. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

It wasn’t peeling well.

1.24. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Sofishticated.

1.25. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the P is silent

1.26. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash.

1.27. Why was the broom late?

It swept in.

1.28. What lights up a soccer stadium?

A soccer match.

1.29. Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?

Because they’re indivisible.

1.30. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they’d be bagels.

1.31. What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer.

1.32.

1.33. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

1.34. Why are frogs so happy?

Because they eat whatever bugs them.

1.35. Why was the fish so smart?

Because it lived in a school.

1.36. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?

It ran out of juice.

1.37. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies

1.38. Why don’t cows have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry.

1.39. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A thesaurus.

1.40. What do elves learn in school?

The elf abet.

1.41. Why did the chicken join a band?

Because it had the drumsticks

1.42. What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

1.43.

1.44. Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

To reach the high notes.

1.45. Why did the teddy bear skip dessert?

Because it was stuffed.

1.46. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room?

The living room.

1.47. What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree.

1.48. Why don’t oysters donate to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

1.49. What did the big flower say to the little flower?

Hi, bud!

1.50. Why are ghosts bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them.

1.51. Why don’t elephants use computers?

They’re afraid of the mouse.

1.52. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

A pouch potato.

1.53. Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

1.54.

1.55. Why was the calendar afraid?

Its days were numbered.

1.56. Why did the cow go to outer space?

To see the mooon!

1.57. Why don’t sharks eat clowns?

Because they taste funny.

1.58. How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

1.59. What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts.

1.60. Why did the pencil get an award?

Because it drew a lot of attention.

1.61. Why don’t ants get sick?

Because they have tiny ant bodies.

1.62. Why was the belt arrested?

For holding up pants.

1.63. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

1.64. Why did the clock get kicked out of class?

It tocked too much.

1.65.

. Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems.

1.66.

. What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta haha haha

1.67.

. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts.

1.68.

. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese heheheh

1.69.

. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

1.70.

. Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two tired.

1.71.

. What do you call a pile of cats?

A meow tain.

1.72.

. Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They might crack up. hohohooh

1.73.

. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

1.74.

. Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

1.75.

. What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta mamamama

1.76.

. Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

1.77.

. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

Because it felt crummy.

1.78.

. What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner hehe haha hohoho

1.79.

. Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

1.80.

. Why did the computer go to therapy?

It had too many bytes from its past.

1.81.

. What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

1.82.

. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

It wasn't peeling well.

1.83.

. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Sofishticated. huhuhuhu

1.84.

. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the "P" is silent!

1.85.

. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash.

1.86.

. Why was the broom late?

It swept in.

1.87.

. What lights up a soccer stadium?

A soccer match.

1.88.

. Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?

Because they're indivisible.

1.89.

. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!

1.90.

. What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer.

1.91.

. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

1.92.

. Why are frogs so happy?

Because they eat whatever bugs them.

1.93.

. Why was the fish so smart?

Because it lived in a school.

1.94.

. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?

It ran out of juice.

1.95.

. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the

closet?

Supplies!

1.96.

. Why don’t cows have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry.

1.97.

. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive

vocabulary?

A thesaurus.

1.98.

. What do elves learn in school?

The elf abet.

1.99.

. Why did the chicken join a band?

Because it had the drumsticks

1.100.

. What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef hihihih

1.101.

. Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

To reach the high notes.

1.102.

. Why did the teddy bear skip dessert?

Because it was stuffed.

1.103.

. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room?

The living room.

1.104.

. What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree.

1.105.

. Why don’t oysters donate to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

1.106.

. What did the big flower say to the little flower?

Hi, bud

1.107.

. Why are ghosts bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them.

1.108.

. Why don’t elephants use computers?

They’re afraid of the mouse.

1.109.

. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

A pouch potato.

1.110.

. Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

1.111.

. Why was the calendar afraid?

Its days were numbered.

1.112.

. Why did the cow go to outer space?

To see the moooon!

1.113.

. Why don’t sharks eat clowns?

Because they taste funny The new yorker .

1.114.

. How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

2.

Clever & Intellectual One Liners

2.1. Why did the mathematician break up with his imaginary

girlfriend?

Because she was too complex for him.

2.2.

I tried to organize a hide and seek competition, but it was a

disaster.

Good thing nobody showed up.

2.3.

If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get?

Missile toe.

2.4.

I told my computer a joke, but it didn’t laugh.

It must have had a bad sense of humor.

2.5. Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

2.6.

I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.

The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

2.7.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands like

everyone else.

2.8.

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together.

Riveting stuff.

2.9. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

2.10.

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

3.

4.

Science & Logic Puns

4.1. Parallel lines have so much in common.

It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

4.2.

I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.

4.3.

I was reading a book on anti gravity.

It’s impossible to put down.

4.4.

I’m writing a book on hurricanes and tornadoes.

It’s a real whirlwind of a read.

4.5. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

4.6.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.

4.7.

I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

I don’t know y.

4.8. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts.

4.9.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all

day.

4.10.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

5.

6.

7.

Wordplay & Language Twists

7.1. Why was the math book sad?

Because it had too many problems.

7.2.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.

7.3.

I’m reading a book on the history of glue.

I just can’t seem to put it down.

7.4.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.

She gave me a hug.

7.5. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of

negative numbers?

He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

7.6.

I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia.

She whispered They’re right behind you.

7.7.

I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape.

That would be a big step forward.

7.8.

Why did the music note get kicked out of class?

Because it was always flat

7.9. Why did the frog take the bus to work?

His car got toad.

8. What do you call a snowman with a six pack?

An abdominal snowman.

9. Why was the broom late?

It overswept

10.

. What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt

11.

. Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because they always get stuck at C

12.

. What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop

13.

. Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because it couldn’t find a date.

14.

. What kind of key opens a banana?

A monkey!

15.

. Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!

15.1.

16.

. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

17.

. Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re really good at it.

18.

. What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music.

19.

. Why did the student eat his homework?

Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.

20.

. Why don’t spiders go to school?

Because they learn everything on the web.

21.

. What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake!

22.

. Why did the cat sit on the computer?

To keep an eye on the mouse.

23.

. What do you call a sleeping T Rex?

A dino snore!

24.

. Why did the orange stop?

It ran out of juice.

25.

. Why don’t giraffes do drugs?

Because they’re always high!

25.1.

26.

. Why did the belt get promoted?

It held everything together!

27.

. What do clouds wear under their clothes?

Thunderwear!

28.

. Why are elevator jokes so classic?

They work on many levels.

29.

. What do you call a singing computer?

A Dell.

30.

. Why are fish so smart?

Because they swim in schools.

31.

. What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?

Yellow!

32.

. Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

33.

. What do planets like to read?

Comet books.

34.

. Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed.

35.

. Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play!

35.1.

36.

. Why was the math test so unhappy?

Too many variables.

37.

. What do you call a robot who likes tacos?

A spice borg!

38.

. Why don’t vampires have more friends?

Because they are a pain in the neck.

39.

. Why did the apple go out with the fig?

Because it couldn’t find a date!

40.

. What do you call an alien with three eyes?

An aliiien huhuhuh

41.

. What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

42.

. Why did the owl get a promotion?

Because it was owl standing.

43.

. What did the pencil say to the paper?

You’ve got a good point.

44.

. What did the volcano say to the mountain?

I lava you.

45.

. Why was the soccer field wet?

Because the players dribbled on it.

45.1.

46.

. What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

47.

. Why did the detective duck get promoted?

He quacked the case!

48.

. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a spider?

A hare net.

49.

. Why did the light bulb fail school?

It wasn’t too bright.

50.

. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers!

51.

. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite.

52.

. Why did the dog sit in the shade?

Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog!

53.

. What’s a cat’s favorite color?

Purr ple.

54.

. Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

55.

. What did the tree say to the wind?

Leaf me alone