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Ready to scoop up all the plastic out of the ocean?...But should we?

The dilemma of cleaning up the Pacific Garbage Patch.

By Zamatshezi ZondaniPublished 2 years ago 3 min read
Could we disrupt the environment while cleaning the ocean's garbage?

Ahoy there! Ever heard of the incredible Pacific Garbage Patch? It is like the sea's version of a messy teenager's bedroom, located in the North Pacific. Picture this: a whopping 72,000 metric tons of macroplastics, which are essentially chunks of plastic bigger than 1/2 a millimeter. It's really like trying to wrangle one and a half Titanics out of the sea! And guess what? This patch is not the loner type; there are more of these plastic events out there, with over one million plastic pieces hanging out in just one square kilometer of ocean. So, yeah, we're thinking maybe it's time for a little cleansing karaoke.

Now, let's get real. Cleaning up this plastic playground is not exactly a walk in the park. It's like trying to convince a cat to take a bath – complex business. It turns out that whatever we do, regardless of how well-intentioned, can send ripples through the environmental pond. We have got a squad of ocean floor dwellers – Blue Button jellies, sea skaters, sea snails, crustaceans, and crabs, a.k.a. the "neuston team." They're like the ocean's rooftop party-goers, catching rides on the same currents that give those plastic pieces their floating dance actions. Those plastic patches? Surprise, they're not abandoned islands – they're bustling hotspots for marine life. That plastic might even be their makeshift dance floor, a place to attach their egg VIP passes.

Enter the year 2023. Cue dramatic music and focus on "The Ocean Cleanup." They're like the superheroes of plastic roundup, armed with ships and a net that's ready to scoop up plastic like a kid gathering seashells. Researchers cooked up some snazzy math and built a virtual plastic-removing dance party. They even invited the neuston crew. After all the shuffling and counting, they dropped the beat: turns out, we're still a bit in the dark about what might happen to these ocean floor partiers. Will they groove on, or will they be left with a case of the plastic blues? The answer seems to be on a cosmic dance floor.

But wait, there's more! Our scientists are working harder than a squirrel on an espresso binge to answer some burning questions. How fast do these ocean creatures fill up their guest list? And how fast is plastic's disappearing act when no one's watching? The other tricky bit: cleaning up plastic without nabbing the critters. The Ocean Cleanup team is on it, promising to be more selective than a food critic at a buffet.

Hold up, no one's saying we have to give up on our ocean cleanup dreams. Plastic wreaks havoc like a party crasher spilling drinks everywhere, releasing pollutants and turning marine life's dinner into a plastic smorgasbord. And let's not even get started on the invisible mischief-makers – microplastics. Those cheeky bits slip through nets faster than a cat burglar on rollerblades. While stopping pollution is essential, a cleanup team isn't just an afterthought – it's like a backup dancer in this eco-jam. Seriously! In-depth analysis and research needs to be acquired before we can dive straight into the clean up crew.

So there you have it, folks. Our plastic predicament is like a suspenseful mystery, with twists, turns, and more variables than a math equation at a carnival. Remember, when it comes to the truth, it's better to double-check than to take data for a joyride. So let's keep comparing notes and sources like we're seeking hidden treasure. After all, in this ocean of knowledge, a splash of humor and a pinch of curiosity are the secret ingredients to sailing the sea of knowledge.

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About the Creator

Zamatshezi Zondani

As a mother of two, I've come to appreciate the power of words in shaping not only my world but also the worlds of my children. Writing isn't just a pastime for me; it's a profound source of pleasure and fulfillment.

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