Dinosaurs have reappeared on our planet

ATTENTION!!

dinosaurs have reappeared on our planet

and are currently roaming round inflicting

chaos the maximum advanced medical labs

are looking to understand how this

passed off overnight but until we've

some solutions right here's what you need to do

considering most people only understand a few pickspecies of dinosaurs way to Jurassic

Park the number one component we want to do is to

be able to discover who's who ask

yourself am i capable to inform aside a harmless

herbivore dinosaur from a carnivore one

which could devour me the solution to this may

let's quickly evaluation some of the maximum

commonplace herbivores ensure to memorize

at the least one function of every dinosaur so

that you may recognize them if you bump into

them on the road we've got the

Brachiosaurus for instance they won't

harm you intentionally but don't try to

puppy them because they're 100 toes lengthy

and they may snap you with their tail

we are conscious they may be adorable however please

manipulate your self then there may be the

ankyoceratops and key ceratops they're

easy to become aware of due to the fact they look like

rhinoceros they're the height of an

average sized human preserve this in thoughts

additionally no petting we are now not dwelling in a

petting zoo human beings the atlasaurus looks

like a carnivorous dinosaur however it's

innocent it's far very speedy however do not go

getting any thoughts of trying to race it

please the driko Rex may resemble a

smaller T-Rex but he is a one hundred herbivore

don't get in advance of yourselves we're

going to speak approximately the carnivorous

dinosaurs very soon here is a list of

things you should not do with any of the

previously cited dinosaurs you

must in no way below any occasions

provide them present day cuisine such as

Pizza or ice cream this stuff is bad

enough for us people we don't want a

bunch of large than life animals

getting stomach aches also do not try to

domesticate them as your pets their

conduct is unpredictable we manage to

cultivate a strand of wolves that we

now call puppies but I assume we simply got

lucky on that quit it may not work with

Dinosaurs oh and speaking of puppies it

is probably good to hold them off the leash

for some time as a substitute strive carrying them in

a nice backpack if they're too huge deliver

them besides if you get scared and you

assume a dinosaur is heading toward you

to assault you don't strive scaring them

with brilliant objects or loud noises as a long way

as we recognize this may most effective irritate andscare them extra

just don't Point at them directly at a

Dino's face

and if by any chance you have one of

these all-in-one gadgets that make loud

noises and shine bright best to keep

them at home

now that we've got this settled let's

move on to the top carnivorous dinosaurs

you are most likely to bump into if you

do happen upon them the best thing you

can do is run for your life the odds are

that these dinos will be faster than you

so you have to run inside somewhere

you'll be able to lock the door and keep

safe deal number one on our list is the

infamous Tyrannosaurus Rex keep in mind

that they can be as high as 12 feet so

they'll probably outrun you in any

situation do not try to make it play

basketball to see if it can dunk a ball

they are dinosaurs they don't know what

a basketball is and this can turn very

bloody very soon next we have the

Velociraptor that's the sneaky little

one from Jurassic Park it's as tall as a

small child but it is very Swift don't

ever try to feed it or you might end up

turning into the meal yourself

Spinosaurus are beautiful the thing on

their backs may cause Fascination but

make sure to admire them from a distance

they move on two legs can be as big as

60 feet and their teeth are blade-like

that's all you need to know this little

dinosaur may look as harmless as a bird

but it is extremely dangerous first

because it flies second because it's

cute and third because it eats meat the

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might try to come inside your window

when you least expect it since these

ones are so sneaky we recommend using

some type of arm protection like these

arm sleeves that can block any possible

bites or even a leather one that is

thick and resistant now that we've

covered the basics we need to develop an

action plan what are humans going to do

on this newly crowded Planet are we

going to settle for sharing Earth with

Dinosaurs or are we going to think of a

plan to transport them all to another

planet let's take the first scenario as

an example we have a few options in case

we decide to let dinosaurs roam freely

around us we could build a dino Dome

around cities imagine a huge thick glass

Dome that covers big and small cities

alike they're connected by super

technological tunnels and suspended

highways this way we could keep our

day-to-day life separated from dinosaur

threats of course until we're able to

build them we would have to limit the

time spent outside

forget about a car or even plane rides

cars are easily destroyed by any of the

major species of dinosaurs and in Plains

we would probably bump into flying

pterosaurs which wouldn't be a nice

thing we could recruit the strongest and

most agile humans to form a dino defense

Squad these brave people would be asked

to take on the toughest of the dinos in

case of emergencies I'd never put my

name down for that activity though

there's also the possibility of

channeling our inner cave people and

promoting the Jurassic diet

you know eating raw meat like our

ancestors did back then the idea here

would be to show dinosaurs that humans

are similar to them so that they don't

see us as prey did I hear anyone saying

hamster wheel traps this could be a

little mean on our part but humans could

build huge hamster wheels to trap

dinosaurs into producing electricity you

know this way they would get stuck into

an endless and repetitive wheel serving

our purposes until they exhaust

themselves completely another option

would be to build personal hamster balls

for every human living on our planet

that way we could move around safely

from dinosaur threats as I say it I can

see this plan is not 100 foolproof but

it was worth a try now say we decide to

transport them all to another planet

this plan would probably require a lot

of technological advancements we would

need to build an enormous Fleet of space

shuttles able to carry these heavy dinos

but how would we capture them all in the

first place

here's a crazy idea we could build a

giant magnet to draw all the dinosaurs

to one spot this way electromagnetic

waves would be the only ones responsible

for pulling the dinosaurs somewhere near

the shuttles another option is building

a huge network of trampolines think of

it like a real-life game of Frogger this

way dinos would bounce all the way to

the departure station we could also try

to develop some kind of mind games with

the Dinosaurs if we hypnotize them we

could trick each and every dinosaur to

walk spontaneously to the departure

station I'm thinking we would need a

global sound system to do that lucky for

us we already have a lot of satellites

roaming close enough to planet Earth

there's also the possibility of just

getting rid of the more dangerous

dinosaurs the carnivorous ones of course

but also the really huge herbivores that

can destroy our cities by mistake

this way we can keep some dinosaurs

alive and share the planet with us

what's your take on this absurd

situation do tell us if you have any ideas to add

to our crazy plans