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Star Wars Critiqued

Keep me far, far away from this story

By Brian JantziPublished 2 years ago 1 min read
Star Wars Critiqued
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Star Wars may be a cinematic favourite but the magic fades after repeated viewings.

First, the Jedi are nonsense - pretentious, pseudo-spiritual white Englishmen pretending to be Japanese Samurai in outer space.

Worse, it’s depressing. Plucky rebels win one-off battles but never overthrow the dark overlords. Evil always prevails!

Disappointing!

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Brian Jantzi

I am writer based in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.

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  • Hannah Moore2 years ago

    Also, they could do with a splash of colour, the palette is so drab.

  • Jazzy 2 years ago

    I share this sentiment

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