Misdirection
For Lana V Lynx's ''Fucked-up Wedding Toasts'' Challenge
Ahem...
I know that it might seem strange that I am one of the people lifting a glass to wish a toast to the happy couple, but I have been told to do this in order to take up your time and make sure that we are all very much in our cups. They decided that they wanted to hit the road and they needed me to wish them all the best.
Oh, um, not the one up here.
Sorry, but she's gone now. You seem like a really nice guy, but she said that you only live once and I noticed how she was making eyes at your brother the whole night. I'm not just a server when I have to handle a wedding. You have to read the room. I have to provide all kinds of services.
And I know that they did use my ride.
Cheers?
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Love this! I don’t have a wedding toast, fucked up or otherwise, in me these days, so I’m going to sit this one out and enjoy reading the entries.
Wow, Kendall, this was brutal! Poor groom. Loved the toast but wouldn’t wanna be in his place.