My Sister's Wedding

I turn around, the ELEVATOR doors close, I suddenly come to, surrounded by mirrors and the reflection of my naked body...... Where the hell am I and how the heck did I get here????

Let's start at the beginning of the most embarrassing story of my life, it was my big sisters wedding I was one of the bridesmaids and super excited for the whole day to begin. We had all gotten a room at the closest hotel to the venue, my younger brother and his girl friend had a room beside my parents, I would end up sleeping in one of their room's at the end of the night, since I didn't have the money to get a room myself. I had invited one of my brothers friends as my plus one, he was close with the whole family and we had always had a little thing. I was around 21 he was 19, you know the best time in your life to party and have a good time. The wedding was absolutely beautiful and went off with out a hitch, my nephew walked his mom down the ilea and gave her away, but not without saying...

"You better take good care of her!"

The reception was amazing, great family, friends, music & food. My sister looked absolutely stunning in her dress, smiling from ear to ear all day, even though she had to watch most of her bridesmaids get loaded and dance all night while she had to mingle and stay mostly sober.

The craziness didn't start until after the wedding was over and we were all back at the hotel. I was extremely drunk, and persuaded my brother's friend to get us a room.... Wink ;) Wink ;)

Since I was wearing my bridesmaids dress I didn't have much on underneath and didn't bring anything else with me to the room we were in, all my stuff was in my parents room, when he and I fell asleep completely naked.

I woke up out of a dead sleep and had to pee really bad, it was dark and I'm sure I was still very drunk, so I opened up a door walked down the hallway into what assume I thought was a bathroom.....

I turn around, the ELEVATOR door closes, all of a sudden come to, surrounded by mirrors and the reflection of my naked body!!!! Where the hell was I and how the heck did I get here?

I instantly start to panic!

I suppose I was half asleep, the other half drunk when my body realized it had to pee, then just automatically followed the pattern to my bathroom at home.

When those elevators doors closed I guess it snapped me out of my trance and there I was, going down completely naked in a hotel elevator, really having to pee!!! Instantly I start laughing/crying, piecing together what the heck had just happened. As I feel the elevator start to slow down I hide in the corner praying no one is there when the door opens up.

Thank God it's 4am and no one is there when the 2nd floor doors open, I peek my head outside the door to see if anyone is in the hallway, it's clear! I run to the end of the hallway and quietly tip-toe into the stairwell, I was safe for a minute. I gather my thoughts and tried to figure out what the heck I was going to do next. I decided I had no choice, I had no idea what room my brother friend was in, the only option was to go to my parents room..... knock on the door and ask for some clothes.... Don't forget I really really have to pee!

I take the stairs to my parents floor, dreading what I am going to have to do, but I have to pee so badly my body is just moving to where it knows it can pee.

There I stand, arms wrapped around my chest doing my best to cover myself up, doing the potty dance, trying to figure out which room is my parents and which room is my brothers...... Contemplating what door would be more humiliating to knock on. I must of been mumbling/laughing/crying in the hallway, because out of nowhere an angel opened up the door behind me and asked,

"Hey? Do you need a shirt?"

My head swiveled around trying to keep myself covered. I replied...

"YES PLEASE!!!"

He propped the door open and went back into his room, I took a few steps and stood in the doorway, still doing my best to cover up. He had a plastic Champs bag, with a band new navy blue T-shirt in it, he passed me the shirt with his eyes facing the floor. I thanked him over and over and over again as I threw the T-shirt over my head, knowing I had just dodged the bullet of a century

I left his room and went to find the hotel's public washroom, cuz I still really had to pee. Once that was done I went down to the lobby where I asked the receptionist what room my brothers friend was in, she gave me another key card, but not without a giant smirk on her face. I'm pretty sure she must of watched the whole thing on the security cameras, but she was the only one, other then the angel who gave me the shirt, who knew about THE ABSOULUTE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENTS OF MY LIFE!

When I got back to the room, I crawled into bed, my brothers friend, who was still passed out, he had no clue I had even left the room, and that was how I kept it for years and years. Not a single sole knew about that night until about 5 or 6 years later, when the embarrassment had worn off and I knew it was too good a story to keep to myself.

I think I told my sister 1st..... Boy did we laugh and laugh..... I hope this gave you a bit of a chuckle and help you feel a bit better about your most embarrassing story. It happens to the best of us, and if you can't laugh at yourself who can you laugh at!?