Journal Entry: Wed. May 25th 2022

Wednesday, May 25th 2022

I wake up at 8 AM, but I lie in bed for two hours, cuddling with Shelby and Loki.

I get up and brew Bones Coffee Co. Carrot Cake in my Z's Divine Espresso mug. I journal and post on Vocal.

I get a strange email saying I didn't show up on set to an extra gig when I cancelled before my COVID test even happened.

I call Central Casting, and for some reason they have no log of me calling, so they can't prove to the casting directors that I cancelled. But apparently one won't affect much about getting new jobs.

I finish my coffee, listening to Caroline Spence's, 'Mint Condition,' album.

Shelby wakes up.

I toast an English Muffin in our new, four-slotted toaster, and spread on some veganaise. I plop some spinach down on that thing; then I place a juicy tomato slice and then an Oven-Roasted Ham Tofurkey slice. Then I load it up with a fuckton of thousand island and hot sauce. And Voila. A Vegan sandwich so veganly.

I feast.

But I don't stop there. I eat mandarin orange and a handful of raw almonds. I do the dishes while listening to Caroline Spence's, 'True North.'

Then I shower with Bourbon, 2-n-1, Head and Shoulders, Shampoo/Conditioner. Then I lather myself with Duke Cannon Buffalo Trace Bourbon Soap and rinse. I then smother myself with body wash: Duke Canon THICK Bourbon Bodywash. After rinsing I rinse my hair. Then I use my Duke Cannon Buffalo Trace Bourbon Plant-Based Beard Wash. I rinse. I dry and comb my red beard with its elegant white streaks.

I put on Axe Apollo Fresh Stick, because they were out of Phoenix.

I heat filtered, water to 180 Degrees Fahrenheit in my black, Fellow EKG Gooseneck Kettle and steep two teaspoons of Japan Genmaicha Green Tea for three minutes in my Mike Wazowski mug. I purchased the tea at The Tea Table online. I highly recommend them.

I FaceTime my parents for awhile, while Shelby goes to the Recycling Center.

I put in Big Bourbon Beard Balm and put on Bourbon Cologne balm.

I go outside and write with my computer, thinking about the future and getting really depressed. I write part of a novel and then submit to roles on Actor's Access.

I come inside and have a smoothie, carrots, and raw almonds.

I brush my teeth and listen to Robby Hecht's, 'Late Last Night,' while lying in bed.

I take a Tylenol for the pain, and then brew a Bones Coffee Co. Carrot Cake flavored Coffee in my Powell's Bookstore mug.

I journal, and Shelby comes back from CVS.

She puts on the circle, and I listen to Abigail Lapell's, 'Great Survivor,' while I watch with her.

I turn off the music and watch, and then I pour myself a glencairn of Wild Turkey 101 Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey.

Shelby and I watch Mythic Quest.

With the last of my money I order Tocaya Vegan Organica. I get a mushroom and jalapeno quesalita and a fajita burrito with vegan chicken and vegan pepper jack.

I feast.

I pour another glencairn of whiskey.

We finish all of Mythic Quest. I really enjoyed this show, but their departure episodes were the best.

Then I shower with Bourbon, 2-n-1, Head and Shoulders, Shampoo/Conditioner. Then I lather myself with Duke Cannon Buffalo Trace Bourbon Soap and rinse. I then smother myself with body wash: Duke Canon THICK Bourbon Bodywash. After rinsing I rinse my hair. Then I use my Duke Cannon Buffalo Trace Bourbon Plant-Based Beard Wash. I rinse. I dry and comb my red beard with its elegant white streaks.

I put on Axe Apollo Fresh Stick, because they were out of Phoenix.

Then I go to bed.

And that's it.

That's my day.

That's Wednesday, May 25th 2022