Journal Entry: Thurs. May 26th 2022

Thursday, May 26th 2022

I'm dead.

I'm so drowsy. I have my good days and bad days. This is a bad day. I can't move. I can barely open my eyes, so I just sleep until 1:45 PM.

I brew a Bones Coffee Co. Carrot Cake Coffee in my Z's Divine Espresso mug. I journal, and Shelby makes herself cold brew.

Then she tries to make coffee, but it spews everywhere. I'm not sure how she accomplished this.

We sit and chill with one another, and then I make lunch at 3 PM.

I toast an Everything Bagel in our new, four-slotted toaster, and spread on some veganaise. I plop some spinach down on that thing; then I place a juicy tomato slice and then an Oven-Roasted Ham Tofurkey slice. Then I load it up with a fuckton of thousand island and hot sauce. And Voila. A Vegan sandwich so veganly.

I feast.

I do the dishes listening to Abigail Lapell's, 'Hide nor Hair.'

Then I shower with Bourbon, 2-n-1, Head and Shoulders, Shampoo/Conditioner. Then I lather myself with Duke Cannon Buffalo Trace Bourbon Soap and rinse. I then smother myself with body wash: Duke Canon THICK Bourbon Bodywash. After rinsing I rinse my hair. Then I use my Duke Cannon Buffalo Trace Bourbon Plant-Based Beard Wash. I rinse. I dry and comb my red beard with its elegant white streaks.

I put on Axe Apollo Fresh Stick, because they were out of Phoenix.

I heat filtered, water to 203 Degrees Fahrenheit in my black, Fellow EKG Gooseneck Kettle and steep two teaspoons of Hojicha Roasted Green Tea for three minutes in my Mike Wazowski mug. I purchased the tea at The Tea Table online. I highly recommend them.

Shelby has an interview and does a great job. Crossing my fingers.

She calls her dad, and I journal.

I submit to roles on Actor's Access, and then begin to write a screenplay.

I brush my teeth and brew a Crowded Barrel Coffee Co. EleaNOIR Barrel-Rested Coffee in my Z's Divine Espresso mug.

I continue to write my screenplay.

Shelby goes to party with some friends for a birthday.

Then I pour a glencairn of Laphroaig 10 Islay Single Malt Scotch Whisky.

I watch Star Trek: Discovery. I spend money I don't have to buy vegan Sushi from Gokoku. I don't know what I'm gonna do for rent now. That was a mistake.

I feast and watch Discovery.

I drink more scotch.

I finish an episode of Discovery and masturbate to a bit of porn.

Then I shower with Bourbon, 2-n-1, Head and Shoulders, Shampoo/Conditioner. Then I lather myself with Duke Cannon Buffalo Trace Bourbon Soap and rinse. I then smother myself with body wash: Duke Canon THICK Bourbon Bodywash. After rinsing I rinse my hair. Then I use my Duke Cannon Buffalo Trace Bourbon Plant-Based Beard Wash. I rinse. I dry and comb my red beard with its elegant white streaks. I put on Axe Apollo Fresh Stick, because they were out of Phoenix.

Then I watch half of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows. This writing is clumsy as fuck, and I forgot how ugly these turtles are, but apparently Krang is in this, so I'm super excited and I hope we see the Technodrome. I remember not really loving the first one, but we'll see how this shapes up. I'm all for a sexy April O'Neil, but this is a little too much sexualizing of her character, like stripping into a school girl during a chase. A bit ridiculous.

I listen to music.

Then I go to bed.

And that's it.

That's my day.

That's Thursday, May 26th 2022