8 Of The Most Ridiculous Scenes I've Ever Dreamt Of

So our dreams don't always make sense. They just don't. They're ridiculous. Most of the time, I remember my dreams very vividly even if it's been a while. Whenever I dream of something that was funny or made me go wtf, I tend to share it with my friends and share that laugh. Some of them sort of serves as my dream diary at this point. These are just a mini compilation with 8 of the dreams that either made me laugh or go wtf after I woke up.

1. I was somehow faced with an army of baby bops (green triceratops from Barney) and a giant, evil robotic Barney controlled by a normal-sized barney at the back of that vast, endless field. Kinda what feels like the final level of the game where Barney's the boss, and you're fighting all alone. Don't forget the army of the evil triceratops.

2. Adopted a stray and abused dog. Went to buy pet supplies in the store and left them in the car with the windows down. I signalled that I will be back and won't abandon it (I point to me than the car) and the dog understood and gave me a literal thumbs up. It was hilarious.

3. Being 10 minutes late for a 1-hour class after waiting for the lift in the school lobby. I thought the lift was broken and reported it to a staff member. She insisted it was working. Then suddenly everywhere around me changed and looked like inside of a sci-fi movie with lifts everywhere. Turns out, I didn't press the button, even though I was pretty sure I did.

4. That my dad adopted a baby crocodile home. We live in an apartment building in the city. The only crocs we've ever seen in real life are all from the zoo (in real life). In the dream, I called him crazy and that we need to let it go. He insisted we let it go as soon as it outgrows our place. I googled how long it takes for the croc to grow to its full size — 8 months. The baby crocodile was friendly though and climbed onto me to cuddle as I was chilling on the couch with my brother. We both petted it and never got bitten or anything. After I woke up, I googled, and crocs apparently don't mature until 4 to 15 years later. My takeaway: A new crocodile fun fact. Additional fun tip: don't adopt a croc, even if it's friendly.

5. That I had my adult tooth fall and fly off n my cousin somehow caught it and he said it wasn't his job to catch a falling tooth (he's not a dentist).

6. That I was with an angry-turned-giant (size of a human toddler) white slug at my grandfather's house by the countryside, who saw a chicken and had traumatic flashback memories because it's cruel, slug looking mom (not quite a slug) tried to feed it to a chicken. The slug wanted to attack the chicken through the chicken pen and I tamed it somehow. I was friends or was the owner of the slug, can't remember. But poor slug. Picture you as a maple story character with a pet. That's what it looked (and felt) like.

7. That my well-paid cousin and her husband insisted on buying me $5 salads from MacDonalds for my 21st birthday (dreamt of it a few days prior to my actual birthday) and we had a salad buffet at MacDonalds — she dotes on me a lot in real life so I'm sure that'd never happened, I hope. I know she won't.

8. That I was in a word search competition. I found so many words before the competition (was given preparation time) but once the competition started, I somehow couldn't find anything. I actually lost a word search competition. Well, I was doing a lot of word searches during that period of time. So...

Bonus: Drama

- It was when I just finished re-binge watching Brooklyn 99 while waiting for season 8 to be released (one month ago). I dreamt that we were all in a courtroom with the main casts and the jury (can't remember who) was the secret villain and held one of the casts hostage. I was watching it as one of the spectators inside the courtroom. Still pissed I woke up due to my alarm for school so I never got to continue that dream :) I would've been really exciting though.

These are just everything that I could think of that either was pretty memorable (Barney because it's hilarious though I was terrified in the dream to be honest), or pretty recent (everything else happened this year). I know some of them might be onto something with its meanings, but I digress. I tend to google out of curiosity and brush it away after a while. I hope some of these made you chuckle or go wtf like me n my friends did when I first told them the same things.