Tina Dawes

The Croquet Man

Croquet-playing Champ of 2019, Phil, the ‘best friend’ to everyone in the Club, has a secret, a dirty little secret. You see Phil, our Quintessential Sporting Wanker, is a fine player, no doubt, but as far as being an Economist, an ‘Agricultural Economist’, he’s well, let’s just say, not so great. Shite in fact.