Theresa Garcia

Conning the Jones'

When I started out, this was only supposed to be one gig. In this messed up, keeping up with the Jones', American dream bullshit life you don't always have a choice. Some kids have all the luck; their parents are happy, every damn wish is granted. Their living rooms overflow with boxes of shit they don't even know they don't need under their massive Christmas trees. Everything is planned for them. I mean, shit, they probably had college money put away before they were born.