DISORDER?! Disorder Indeed.
Your Honor,
Ironically, I am here before you today because I have been charged with disorderly conduct in a public place when in all actuality the reason for my disorder was a direct result of the inexcusable disorder I witnessed in our current societal systems on the night in question. In the past I have been charged with disorderly conduct, so I am aware of the extent of this charge, but this night is far from those offenses, but surprisingly enough, still equally embarrassing, not for me, but for all of us gathered here today.
