Dear Family (a.k.a. The Mess Makers, The Dirty Sock Hoarders, The Agents Of Choas),
Dear Family (a.k.a. The Mess Makers, The Dirty Sock Hoarders, The Agents Of Choas),
After years of dedicated (and exhausting) service, I’m officially resigning from my role as Chief Cleaner of All Things, as well as the finder of lost objects, and the eternal defender from rodents, maggots, and cockroaches. Effective immediately, I am stepping down from my responsibilities of collecting manky dishes from bedrooms, guessing at the origins of sticky substances, and endlessly screaming, “The laundry basket is RIGHT THERE!”