Ross E Fortune Lombardi

Joined November 2020

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Writer and Artist.

A (Constantly Failing To Be Funny) satirist!

Mutare non est meum

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THE REASONS WHY THE WHOLE WORLD DESPERATELY NEEDS TO BE RULED ...
! . THE REASONS WHY THE WHOLE WORLD DESPERATELY NEEDS TO BE RULED BY ONE ALL POWERFUL EVIL OVERLORD! . .
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi5 years ago in Futurism
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS “WRITERS BLOCK”!
RE: WRITERS BLOCK! Would you believe me if I said that... YOU DO NOT HAVE “WRITERS BLOCK” YOU HAVE NEVER HAD “WRITERS BLOCK”
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi5 years ago in Motivation
Do we all find the same thing cute?
Do we all find the same thing cute? . What if being Fat, was NOT a bad thing? . What if being Fat, did NOT make you less attractive?
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi5 years ago in Humans
LET’S MAKE UP A CONSPIRACY THEORY! I am going to outright make shit up and lie by saying...
AUTHOR'S NOTE: THIS IS NOT, IN ITSELF A CONSPIRACY THEORY! IT IS A SPOOF, A LIE, A POKE, - AT HOW EASY IT IS TO MAKE BELIEVABLE CONSPIRACY THEORIES UP!
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi5 years ago in Futurism
How Hypothetical USA Firearms Controls Might lead to more advanced Blade and Knife Technology!
. How Hypothetical USA Firearms Controls Might lead to more advanced Blade and Knife Technology! . . This is just a hypothetical scenario.
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi5 years ago in Futurism
“Save The Earth”
. “Save The Earth” Is a STUPID SLOGAN! . Mmmmmm.......? . What do you think green issues are REALLY about?
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi5 years ago in Futurism
Tin Foil Hat Economics 101...
. Tin Foil Hat Economics 101 (ish) !! . . Counterfeiting Is Illegal. . How To Counterfeit Currency, With No Ten Year prison sentence!
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi5 years ago in Trader
Advice for Billionaires
! . Advice for Billionaires Don't let Princess Anastasia scream in vain! . There seems to be a growing “Resistance” to the Billionaire ideal
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi5 years ago in Motivation
SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! Zeitgeistbusters!
! . SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! . I have taken a favourite, GHOSTBUSTERS By Ray Parker Jr. .
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi5 years ago in Poets
THE NINJA PUPPY DIARIES!
! . THE NINJA PUPPY DIARIES! PART 1 . . 19th October 2019 INTRODUCTION! . WARNING! . OUR HOUSE HAS BECOME INFESTED!
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi5 years ago in Petlife

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THE REASONS WHY THE WHOLE WORLD DESPERATELY NEEDS TO BE RULED ...

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS “WRITERS BLOCK”!

Do we all find the same thing cute?

LET’S MAKE UP A CONSPIRACY THEORY! I am going to outright make shit up and lie by saying...

How Hypothetical USA Firearms Controls Might lead to more advanced Blade and Knife Technology!

“Save The Earth”

Tin Foil Hat Economics 101...

Advice for Billionaires

SCREWED SKEWED CRUDE ALTERNATE LYRICS! Zeitgeistbusters!

THE NINJA PUPPY DIARIES!

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