Robert Helton

Joined September 2022

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I Want To Know Magazine
"Hello viewers I am Spider-Guy. Welcome to my podcast I Want To Know Magazine. With me is my female roommate, cohost, and director Todd." Spider-Guy says in his opening monologue inside his apartment.
By Robert Helton3 years ago in Fiction
I Want To Know Magazine
I just discovered a shocking truth. World's famous actor Bigfoot was spotted shitting inside a tree! I now ask you the reader if nobody is around to see Bigfoot shit in the woods does he really exist? Welp fellow readers, I'm here to tell you about the recent scandals of Bigfoot. As a 7 year veteran journo at I Want To Know Magazine I strive to bring to you the readers nothing but the best in tabloid journoism!
By Robert Helton3 years ago in Fiction
Such Is Life In Soviet Russia
One day in glorious Russia, a small peasant child was working in the field for the good of the party. The dirty peasant child then came upon a potato stuck in the soil of glorious Russia. Peasant child tried to pull the potato out of the ground but he was too weak. Dirty peasant then grabbed the potato and jerked it out of the pure Russian soil. Stupid peasant child then failed to notice a marking on the potato which said property of the USA.
By Robert Helton3 years ago in Fiction