Rich Monetti
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Author Remembers Ardsley Baseball’s Four Straight State Titles
The Yankees did it twice. So did the Montreal Canadians. The Islanders may have the most impressive string of Championships by winning 19 straight playoff series. But right here in Westchester, Ardsley has a place among the immortals. From 1986 through 1989, Ardsley won four straight Class C Baseball State Championships, and their run may even surpass the do-or-die streaks that came before them.
By Rich Monetti7 years ago in Unbalanced
Rye Duo Helps Defeat Somers 19–9
After giving up 34 points to John Jay last week, Somers would gladly have taken a 19 spot against Rye in their follow up. The same goes for jumping out to a 9–0 lead after trailing the entire game last Friday. But following two crucial momentum-shifting turnovers, Somers could just not keep up with the crossfire between Rye Quarterback Declan Lavelle and his favorite target Matt Tepedino.
By Rich Monetti7 years ago in Unbalanced
Tantra Speed Date Had the Energy Flowing
I was recently invited to a Tantra Speed Date event by my friend Guy Shahar. I didn't know what that was so I enlisted a generic Google search on "Tantra." I saw stuff about slowing down sex, adding intimacy through energy and other thought-driven addenda that seemed over my head. But I was primed with a reply if anyone asked me if I've ever had tantric sex. “You kidding me, I've barely had sex-sex.” As it were, I was ready to go home after the first date. (Don’t worry Guy, I like to capture my readers by making them think I'm leading with a negative).
By Rich Monetti7 years ago in Humans
Byram Hills Security Guard Clarence Hewins Is Ready at the Gate
If you’re a parent, student, teacher or administrator at Byram Hills High School, you can’t miss Clarence Hewins. He is the school’s security guard and occupies the booth at the entrance of the parking lot. An imposing and resolute figure, he’s pretty hard to overlook. But his perch has become a conversation starter that no one at the school wants to avoid anyway.
By Rich Monetti7 years ago in Education
John Jay Takes 2018 Season Opener Versus Somers
Last night at Somers High School, the Tuskers opened with two first down drives and quickly showed that they had a grinding running game on the heels of FB Jack Kaiser. Stalling across midfield, though, Somers soon realized that they were up against a stampede of their own. But two plays was all it took to reveal that QB Bryce Ford was more a gazelle, and the Tuskers would be trailing him all night long.
By Rich Monetti7 years ago in Unbalanced
Once Again, Spike Lee Goes Over the Top in 'BlacKkKlansman'
I just went to see BlacKkKlansman. I had high hopes. But let’s first talk about Spike Lee. I’m well aware of how his films get in your face. Drawing both criticism and praise, he’s a cultural lightning rod that cannot and should not be ignored. For my part, I’ve only seen a few of his films. I liked Malcolm X, while Inside Man is among the best movies I’ve ever seen.
By Rich Monetti7 years ago in Geeks
My Oscar Winners Would Man-up the Whole Affair
Ordinary People, Dances with Wolves, Forrest Gump—we've all sat with disappointment as the wrong picture ends up with Best Picture. It's not something that would easily be fixed by shaking up those who cast the votes for the Academy. The industry needs a makeover that would man-up the dysfunctional Hollywood culture and treat us to the entertainment value our $12.50 ticket is supposed to buy.
By Rich Monetti7 years ago in Geeks
Somers Turns Cornwall Over in 28-7 Victory in State Regionals
On Saturday Afternoon at Mahopac High School, Somers began its State Regional Quarterfinal Match up against Cornwall with a quick three and out. Both teams then held serve through the next three possessions by fumbling the ball away each time. But Somers broke decisively, and Somers' ace Messiah Horne gave Cornwall no return as he burst through the line for a 57-yard touchdown run. The stampede begun, Cornwall could not get a grip and an onslaught of turnovers allowed the Tuskers to easily string up yet another opponent.
By Rich Monetti7 years ago in Unbalanced
Byram Hills Advances to Section Finals With 44-34 Win Over Somers
Wednesday night at the County Center, Byram Hills Boys Basketball Team advanced to the Section One, Class A Final with a 44-34 victory over the Somers Tuskers. But the ten point margin does not reflect how the Somers’ defense frustrated the well established Bobcat offense.
By Rich Monetti7 years ago in Unbalanced
'Star Trek: Generations' Gave Us the Captain's Showdown that We Were All Waiting For
Star Trek Generations probably belongs below middle ground among the franchise’s movies. Chatter on Facebook groups seem to agree, but I’m shocked when some level total disdain on The Next Generation's first big screen appearance. As for me, I see the flaws. Nonetheless, I like Generations, and as in any Star Trek film that didn't quite live up, it has more than enough to make me watch.
By Rich Monetti7 years ago in Futurism
The Hebrew Congregation of Somers Hold Bark Mitzvah to Bless the Companionship of Dogs
On Sunday, the Hebrew Congregation of Somers held its third annual Bark Mitzvah to bless and honor the animals its members hold so dear. Attended by about 30 pets and their owners, the serene setting next to Shenorock Lake mirrored the relaxed demeanor of the bipeds. But the dogs were another matter at the outset of this day. A lot of barking and sniping at each other, having a leg over Mother’s Day may have been a little unsettling. But a calm definitely emerged at a distinct moment of the proceedings.
By Rich Monetti7 years ago in Petlife











