Patrick M. Ohana
Bio
A medical writer who reads and writes fiction and some nonfiction, although the latter may appear at times like the former. Most of my pieces (over 2,200) are or will be available on Shakespeare's Shoes.
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A Woody
I always wondered why an erection is also called a woody, in slang, of course, but still, why a woody and not, for example, a stick-shift, an English cucumber, a special carrot, a fuck-you-gravity (up to a certain age), and many other potential appellations.
By Patrick M. Ohana2 years ago in Poets
Pinkitis
It was very difficult to open my eyes. Their heaviness was strict and severe. I felt extremely tired. My yawning was slowly catching up to my breathing. When my vision seemed to finally work, I found darkness for the first time in my life to be ruling with absolute blackness. I closed my eyes to retest my sense of sight and attempt to recollect my thoughts. When I reopened them, darkness had turned into a blinding illumination of pink light that became tolerable only after a long period of adaptability.
By Patrick M. Ohana2 years ago in Fiction
