Ossiana Tepfenhart
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Ossiana Tepfenhart is a writer based out of New Jersey. This is her work account. She loves gifts and tips, so if you like something, tip her!
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Perfect Gifts for Your Friend with Benefits
In my life, I've had a lot of friends with benefits over the years. Many of them are my legit friends, too. We have coffee, drink, and occasionally talk about sex and porn. Then, if we're both single (or in open relationships), we'd bone.
By Ossiana Tepfenhart8 years ago in Humans
Cutest Supportive Bras for Big Boobs
Ladies and gentlemen, I have big boobs. Like, really big. As in, my largest bra size was a 38L. (No, that's not a typo, there are real L-cup bras.) Nowadays, I'm down to a 36G, which is still apparently pretty darned large since it's close to halfway down the alphabet.
By Ossiana Tepfenhart8 years ago in Viva
Manga Spice Cafe: A Review
Anyone who's ever met me can tell you that I have a very geeky side to me that I rarely like to show to most people. I'm a big time fan of Japanese culture, food, and yes, manga artwork. In fact, my favorite movie of all time is Casshern.
By Ossiana Tepfenhart8 years ago in Geeks
Forgotten Features from Old Cars That Still Look Cool
I may be a young buck, but I still have old fashioned tastes—particularly when it comes to cars. Old cars have a lot of features and styles that just really made them unique, beautiful, and downright impressive feats of engineering. New cars just all seem the same, and that's just not cool.
By Ossiana Tepfenhart8 years ago in Wheel
Best Apps for Learning How to Cook
As a former professional food critic, I can tell you that not everyone is born with natural cooking skills. In fact, even the greatest celebrity chefs had to learn how to cook at one point or another—and at times, may have even had their own stumbling blocks.
By Ossiana Tepfenhart8 years ago in Feast
The Worst Horror Movies of 2017
Horror movies already don't have a particularly good reputation in the film critic world—and it's easy to see why. These movies are often poorly written, overly campy, and at times, will rely on cheap jump scares or splatter to get their "scary" point across.
By Ossiana Tepfenhart8 years ago in Horror
Best Self Help Books for Women to Read
Self help is one of the very few book genres that tends to be stigmatized or even disregarded, despite it being an overall positive topic. The truth is that much of the disdain self help books get as a genre is due to the sheer number of books that sound helpful and uplifting, but only really deliver a light "feel good" rush that doesn't really help you do much of anything concrete.
By Ossiana Tepfenhart8 years ago in Motivation
Most Popular Vintage Porn Stars We Still Love
If there's one thing that we all can agree upon, it's that porn stars definitely do work hard for a living. It takes a Herculean amount of effort to look great naked on camera, and a single professional porn shoot can mean hours upon hours of sex in difficult positions.
By Ossiana Tepfenhart8 years ago in Filthy
Best Marijuana Moments of 2017. Top Story - December 2017.
2017 has had some seriously insane moments. We've seen some ugly political arguments, the repeal of Net Neutrality, and some of the nation's top officials get indicted by the FBI. Overall, it's been a pretty dismal year in many ways.
By Ossiana Tepfenhart8 years ago in Potent
Easy Craft Projects for Adults
We live in an era where DIY home decor has become stylish, and being able to boast that you made something yourself is the newest status symbol out there. That's why there's so many different kits involving craft projects for adults being advertised on Pinterest, Facebook, and other social media sites.
By Ossiana Tepfenhart8 years ago in Lifehack
