Nic Cyanide

Rant of a Disgruntled Hospitality Employee

**Keep Calm and Kill Them in Your Mind... and Repeat.** 8 Simple words on repeat as I smile sweetly and thank the customer and tell them "See you next time!", all the while, in my mind I'm finger painting with their blood as their dead eyes stare blankly at the "Sorry we don't split bills" sign.