Come near, sit a spell, and listen to tales of old as I sit and rock by my fire. I'll serve you some cocoa and cookies as I tell you of the time long gone by when your Greats-greats once lived.
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Teddie told Becky she was confused No nuts had been used He said it was all in her head Then he walked out to his shed Putting his costume on, he shook his head amused.
By Mother Combs11 months ago in Poets
Mother Combs should be trying to write a Top Story She should be penning something to bring her glory Instead, she’s playing with Kelli
Freddie was always taking an extra long nap Everyone said it was cause he’s a lazy sap He didn’t care, he just drank his warm milk
Martha and Bill were two lovers with a love so very true They made other lovers' hearts faint, flutter, and coo The two would dance a waltz together in the pale moonlight
Ansel was a kid who wouldn’t mind the teacher She told his parents he needed a preacher His father went into a storming rage
Tim decided to move in with Kim So, Kim had to get rid of Slim They thought everything was going well But something was up, Slim could tell
Sarah looked for Jen all-day The side-effect wasn’t going away Instead, she was out of luck Because she got her foot stuck
There once was a man named Tim He was over six-foot tall and slim Lonely, he sadly thought about a bender Looking for true love, he joined Tinder
Jen was making a new potion She put her plan into motion Once everything’s mixed She said her small spell Oops, She used too much newt lotion
April had a bulldog named Slim She bought him after dating Jim She gave Slim the best She failed that dog’s test Because he roamed to live with Kim
Pete used to be married to Pat But she left him, taking their cat Now he sits alone Eating abalone All while wearing his cheap top hat
Kelli has issued me a dare. For me to dismiss would be rare. We aren’t being brats. The fault lies with Matt. Watch out for limericks! Beware!
