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Cheap Pete

Take that, Kelli!!

By Mother CombsPublished 11 months ago 1 min read

Pete used to be married to Pat

But she left him, taking their cat

Now he sits alone

Eating abalone

All while wearing his cheap top hat

fact or fictionFor FunFree VerseheartbreakLimerickhumor

About the Creator

Mother Combs

Come near, sit a spell, and listen to tales of old as I sit and rock by my fire. I'll serve you some cocoa and cookies as I tell you of the time long gone by when your Greats-greats once lived.

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  • Randy Wayne Jellison-Knock11 months ago

    Tip o' the old hat for engaging the challenge so thoroughly.

  • Food is better than love. Way to go Pete! Hahahahaha

  • Nice work

  • JBaz11 months ago

    Oh boy...The vision you just created is sad and hilarious.

  • Marie381Uk 11 months ago

    lol love this 😝♦️♦️♦️

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