Meredith Harmon
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Mix equal parts anthropologist, biologist, geologist, and artisan, stir and heat in the heart of Pennsylvania Dutch country, sprinkle with a heaping pile of odd life experiences. Half-baked.
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Me Versus The Tent
Spoiler alert: I lose. I have been a Medieval re-enactor for a long time now. From the beginning, we were urged to call it being a "Middle Ages Re-Enactor," because too many people heard "Mid Evil" instead of the term for that European period that comes before the Renaissance.
By Meredith Harmon2 years ago in Humor
The Ninth Shaft
“Jasan, LEAVE YOUR BROTHER ALONE, NOW!” Jasan moved a bit farther away from his now-screaming brother, but it wasn't until his mother leaned in and hissed “Do you want me to tell your father?” that he jumped up and ran away. His mother pulled whatever-it-was out of Jasan's hand as he bolted, and returned them to the rightful owner. The screaming immediately stopped.
By Meredith Harmon2 years ago in Fiction
Coyote and the World
Coyote was thoroughly annoyed. He was banished from the pantheon. Him! Just because he called Odin All-Father the name Zeus one too many times, and muttering “By Jove I think he's got it!” every time Loki got Odin out of another mess of Odin's own making. Maybe rolling his eyes one too many times because all of Loki's solutions involved dressing up Thor as a woman, or Loki turning into a new shape? Coyote already did that trick, and it was to return the sun! Not to keep some fanboy frost giants off their collective ass... and onto Loki's apparently, if Sleipnir was the product. Or Pegasus.
By Meredith Harmon2 years ago in Fiction
Scion
From the earliest time I can remember, I wanted to be from the House of Sapphire. I mean, come on, BLUE, right? Shades of color, all sorts of tints and hues, and the whole huge family gets to either use a polish that brings out an amazing brilliance, or they somehow imbue each gem with a little something that makes them shine all the better.
By Meredith Harmon3 years ago in Fiction
Pitch Plu-Perfect
[Dave, this is your exhausted secretary. I transcribed the most comprehensible parts from the texts and voice messages into this transcript. He must have been using voice dictation. Some were just too garbled to pull out anything salvageable – or sane. You owe me! Good luck. -YS]
By Meredith Harmon3 years ago in Humor
