Meg Thee Tiger
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Self-published erotica short story author, blogger, and professional writer proficient in technical, creative, transcription, content, copywriting, and more.
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The Afro Kid
Math has never been my thing. From early on, it was clear that I was much more comfortable with words than with numbers. As the old adage goes—and I'm paraphrasing here—you're either a math person or a word person; but never both. In elementary school, I did fairly well with basic math and was, in fact, on the high honor roll from the 1st grade to the 6th grade in all subjects and that made me feel good because it was one of those things where they posted the high honor roll and honor roll students' name and pictures on the wall outside of the classroom door. It wasn't until I began taking Algebra I and Geometry in high school that it became evident math was definitely not my strong suit anymore.
By Meg Thee Tiger5 years ago in Humans
The figure from the closet
Growing up in Harvey—a Chicago suburb—was as good as it could get for a young girl like myself. My family and I weren't filthy rich nor were we dirt poor. My carpenter father and nurse mother (who worked the night shift and slept during the day) did the best they could to give us a safe and happy life, even in a less than savory neighborhood. But my perspective at the age of 8 was a tad bit different. I loved my town and I adored my friends.
By Meg Thee Tiger5 years ago in Humans
Why threatening teens about drinking only makes them want to drink more
**I DO NOT CONDONE THE SALE OR CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES BY UNDERAGE INDIVIDUALS** In an episode of Family Matters I recently watched, Eddie—the son of the family—comes home drunk after being warned the previous day about drinking by his father, Carl. Essentially, Carl threatened Eddie with eviction from the home if he drank again, since Eddie is only 19 and, thus, not of legal drinking age. I disagreed with this approach for a couple of reasons.
By Meg Thee Tiger5 years ago in Humans
How To Properly Eat A Fererro Rocher Gourmet Candy
Gold. At its center, a magnificent whole hazelnut blanketed in rich chocolatey Nutella encircled by a light crispy wafer dipped in luscious milk chocolate and then lovingly dusted with finely chopped hazelnuts. This is the treat of the gods, I'm just sure of it! This is the coveted Ferrero Rocher gourmet confectionery.
By Meg Thee Tiger5 years ago in Lifehack
Dear Mr. Trump
With these first few carefully selected words, you will instantly become aware that this letter is unlike any other you may have seen. Most people are very upset with you right now and, dare I say, may even hate you. Their letters will be crass, judgmental, and riddled with contempt. At this point, given what has transpired only in the most recent of days, it's safe to say you could be one of the most despised beings in the country!
By Meg Thee Tiger5 years ago in The Swamp
I Did Everything He Wanted for Nearly 3 Years
On April 4, 2018 I came face-to-face with a Greek god of a man whom I was certain would be a permanent fixture in my life. Upon making eye-contact, it was as if his gaze permeated my being and grasped my inner slut by her very delicate throat; a dark thing that secret parts of me enjoy immensely. I wasn't sure how to feel or what to say. My hands grew clammy and the grin on my face was undeniable. Being in his presence alone rendered me a babbling fool. The emotion was buy and large too complex to describe but in my mind, it was love at first sight.
By Meg Thee Tiger5 years ago in Humans
Unsupportive Friends
Over the past few months, I'd been considering having a Lipo 360 + BBL (Brazilian Butt Lift) surgery done. Not because I'm unhappy with my body but because it's something I want to do for myself. Recently, I lost quite a bit of weight and have made it down to size 8 but have loose skin and some fat I'd like to "move around", if you will, so it looks more appealing to me.
By Meg Thee Tiger5 years ago in Humans
Long Live The Dreamers
What is it about some people that they seem incapable of believing in or supporting good things? I posted on my Twitter yesterday about a dream I had which included a man I'd been involved with intimately over the last almost three years but was not—and still am not (yet)—in a relationship with. Those of you who are like me and can not only dream in color but are able to remember your dreams will understand how real this dream felt to me.
By Meg Thee Tiger5 years ago in Humans
Raw Meat vs Medium Rare
Over the past several weeks I have been binge-watching the hit show Master Chef on Hulu. Being a visual learner, this show has enlightened and inspired me to cook meals with more fresh, quality ingredients; to watch my temperatures, measurements, and time more closely; and to cook with love and passion with instinct and sensibility, always making sure my heart & soul are on every perfect plate I compose.
By Meg Thee Tiger5 years ago in Families
Dave Chappelle Cancelled
I didn't want to believe it. Did the man whom I beheld with my own two reddish-brown eyes as he proudly accepted the Mark Twain prize for tens of millions of viewers really fall victim to the unerring Cancel Culture? It can't be true. I've got to see this for myself. And what better place to find the truth than the almighty internet.
By Meg Thee Tiger5 years ago in Geeks
One Word
A few weeks ago a friend decided to send me some money and asked me if I had a PayPal account to receive it. My answer was that I'd had one in the past but currently do not. I asked him if I should open one for the purpose of him sending me the money so it's easier for him and he disagreed saying he'd figure it out somehow. Ultimately, Cashapp was used.
By Meg Thee Tiger5 years ago in Longevity
