Laura Presley
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Laura Presley is a firm believer that magic is real and birds are not. She lives and works in Ohio with her husband, their brood of wildlings, and their excessive number of rescue animals.
IG: @ltepresley
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Self Portrait: Runner, Abstract
I, like so many others, am an addict. I come by it honestly. My birth mother is an addict, and so is my brother, a bloodline largely uninterested in warning labels. If it makes us feel good, great – if it makes us hurt less, even better. Emotions are complicated and noisy. The more you can quiet them, the safer your heart.
By Laura Presley9 months ago in Humans
Temple of the Dog. Content Warning.
David is still sleeping and the neighbor's cat is dead. We share the same blank stare reserved for apathy and the afterlife. My staff meeting started twenty minutes ago and my hair hasn't seen shampoo in days. I skipped my shower anyway, chewed my aspirin. I left you seven voicemails full of hopeless heavy breath. I'm sure you know my number. I'm not always quiet.
By Laura Presleyabout a year ago in Fiction
Race Report: The Barkley Fall Classic 2022
Halfway up Chimney Top, I realize the Barkley is winning. It’s my second Barkley Fall Classic and my fourth ultra marathon. Like many, I’ve spent the last year hellbent on redemption from my ride on 2021’s Bus of Disgrace.
By Laura Presley3 years ago in Humans
Reading Recommendation: 5 Books Perfect for Spooky Season
Not only is October obviously the prime month for all things creepy and crawly, it's also the first month that fall really feels like it's settled in. Wrap up in your favorite flannel, pour yourself a cup of pumpkin spice, and get lost with one (or all!) of these book recommendations:
By Laura Presley3 years ago in Geeks
Race Report: Ode to Laz 2022
It’s a hot summer Saturday, and the Stairway to Heaven is killing me slowly. For the first time in my life, I know what a fighter’s corner feels like. There’s an impressive wealth of supplies laid out beneath our canopy: fresh socks, bandages, a chest full of ice and calories. It seems like an impossible amount of emergency prep. It is. Everything here is meant to keep me moving indefinitely.
By Laura Presley3 years ago in Wander
Race Report: The Barkley Fall Classic 2021. Top Story - November 2021.
I am alone, and everything hurts. Hurts is an understatement. I don’t know how far I’ve run, or how long I’ve been out here. I don’t know where ‘here’ is. My hands are crammed under my hydration pack to keep the weight off my collarbones. My thighs shriek with every uphill step.
By Laura Presley4 years ago in Wander
10 Unique Pipes That Double as Home Decor. Top Story - March 2021.
There's no gentle way to say this: the majority of mainstream cannabis pipes are absolute eyesores. You know exactly what I'm talking about. Nearly every corner store has a case packed full of gaudy glass pieces, their surfaces swirled with neon colors and embossed with 420 emblems. No big deal if you're a twenty two year old still fueled mostly by Four Loko and 7-11 snacks, but - especially in the era of Alexa family drop-ins and Zoom live classes - some of us would prefer a bit more... subtlety.
By Laura Presley5 years ago in Potent
Stations of the Cross
“Que onda, niñita?” The boy isn't much older than Jorge. His face is handsome, still soft beneath the shadow of his first beard, but Lace has seen him passing pills and powder at the corners. She knows that behind his back there's a gun, the same way she knows that Los Zetas gave it to him.
By Laura Presley5 years ago in Humans
2:23. Top Story - February 2021.
Every time I lace my running shoes, I think about Ahmaud Arbery. To summarize the Arbery case: in February 2020, two white men, Travis (34) and George (64, a retired police officer) McMichaels got into their vehicle -- Travis with his shotgun, George in the bed of the truck with a .357 Magnum -- pursued the unarmed Arbery (25) through their neighborhood, and blocked his path with their vehicle.
By Laura Presley5 years ago in Criminal
Your Go-To Guide for Creative Gift Giving
If you're here for advice, congratulations: you're dangerously close to becoming a last minute holiday shopper! Maybe it's part of your annual tradition, or maybe 2020 just got the better of you. I'm not here to judge. But before you start panic buying, remember -- contrary to the commercials and crowded displays, nobody actually needs a budget bath set that smells like rubbing alcohol and plastic. And unless your loved one requested one, for the love of all things holy, do not buy them an electronic toothbrush.
By Laura Presley5 years ago in Lifehack
