Keith Spadez

Not a Barn Owl

Not a Barn Owl A fire conversation I’m pretty sure I met a barn owl once. It was on an epic night with my girlfriend of the time. I’ve always been proud of my sexual prowess. I see sex as a sport and counting my girlfriends’ orgasms was like a pastime to me. This particular girlfriend had never had an orgasm from penetration before, and being who I am, I took it upon myself to be her first! She ended up being a tough nut to bust, though. She was exceptionally tight, which was cool, but she was a fan of that little extra impact! Now, I’m not a small guy. Think Kobe’s little brother. Basketball was his thing…